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In a message dated 7/27/02 11:35:17 AM, leschke@... writes:

<< >Choose Your Own Damned Harry Potter Adventure isn't too bad, as I recall.

Where is this? >>

http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-chooseharry.html

There's one for Pokemon too, at
http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-choosepokemon.html

There are more sordid things you might want to avoid. The first page of
choose your own sex act is this, and having an iMac, I like the second pickup
line :

Your saga begins in a commercial establishment licensed for beverages,
alcholic, the sale of; and intended for socialization, interpersonal, leading
to sexual encounters, classification desperate, sub-classification shameful.
In other words, a pick-up bar. And lo! There's a member of the appropriate
sex who fits your minimal standards of attractiveness and personal hygiene
now! What well-practiced opening line do you use on him or her?

* "If I made an obnoxious, sophomoric pun about your body, would you hold
it against me?"
* "Much like the iMac, I come in five colors."
* "You look like you need a friend"


Come to think of it, that's not as bad as the first page of the Pokemon
adventure:

   
You are Big Bertha, novice Pokémon trainer. Yous is your life's ambition. You
don't have many friends. You have arrived with two Pokémon of your own,
Legless (a squirrel-like thing with no legs) and Yuckipoo (a rabbit-shaped
creature who likes to fling poo). You are standing on the beach, what would
you like to do first?

* Dig randomly in the sand
* Look under that out-of-place rock
* Go back to the ship and see if anything's hiding on board


They also have the Alanis Morisette Lyric generator, which isn't nasty
(unless you fill it in as such; it's a kind of sort of MadLibs situation):
http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-alanislyrics.html

And some here might appreciate "Operating Instructions for your THX Mark II
Lightsaber" http://www.brunching.com/lightsaber.html


Sandra

Jocelyn Vilter

I like the Self Made Critic movie reviews from Brunching Shuttlecocks too.

jocelyn

> From: SandraDodd@...
> Reply-To: [email protected]
> Date: Sat, 27 Jul 2002 14:11:06 EDT
> To: [email protected]
> Subject: Re: [AlwaysLearning] Choose Your Own Damned Harry Potter Adventure
>
>
> In a message dated 7/27/02 11:35:17 AM, leschke@... writes:
>
> << >Choose Your Own Damned Harry Potter Adventure isn't too bad, as I recall.
>
> Where is this? >>
>
> http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-chooseharry.html
>
> There's one for Pokemon too, at
> http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-choosepokemon.html
>
> There are more sordid things you might want to avoid. The first page of
> choose your own sex act is this, and having an iMac, I like the second pickup
> line :
>
> Your saga begins in a commercial establishment licensed for beverages,
> alcholic, the sale of; and intended for socialization, interpersonal, leading
> to sexual encounters, classification desperate, sub-classification shameful.
> In other words, a pick-up bar. And lo! There's a member of the appropriate
> sex who fits your minimal standards of attractiveness and personal hygiene
> now! What well-practiced opening line do you use on him or her?
>
> * "If I made an obnoxious, sophomoric pun about your body, would you hold
> it against me?"
> * "Much like the iMac, I come in five colors."
> * "You look like you need a friend"
>
>
> Come to think of it, that's not as bad as the first page of the Pokemon
> adventure:
>
>    
> You are Big Bertha, novice Pokémon trainer. Yous is your life's ambition. You
> don't have many friends. You have arrived with two Pokémon of your own,
> Legless (a squirrel-like thing with no legs) and Yuckipoo (a rabbit-shaped
> creature who likes to fling poo). You are standing on the beach, what would
> you like to do first?
>
> * Dig randomly in the sand
> * Look under that out-of-place rock
> * Go back to the ship and see if anything's hiding on board
>
>
> They also have the Alanis Morisette Lyric generator, which isn't nasty
> (unless you fill it in as such; it's a kind of sort of MadLibs situation):
> http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-alanislyrics.html
>
> And some here might appreciate "Operating Instructions for your THX Mark II
> Lightsaber" http://www.brunching.com/lightsaber.html
>
>
> Sandra
>
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