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Well, as long as it doesn't switch the Ben gay with the ky jelly....
ouch!

Deb L

Fetteroll

Warning! The Mother of All Computer Viruses!

If you receive an e-mail entitled "Badtimes", delete it immediately. Do not
open it. Apparently, this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase
everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks
within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on all your
credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on
your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt
to
play.

If you drive a chevy, it will start missing like a Ford. It will program
your
phone auto dial to call only your mother-in-law's number. This virus will
mix
antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your beer. It will leave
dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting company.

It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all the
while dating your spouse behind your back and billing your Visa. It will
cause you to run with scissors then fall and poke your eye out.

If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will
leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously
close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from
your
mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF PETE, WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN!

If you don't send this to 5,000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart so hard
that
your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending
sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.



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Jeez, Joyce, I guess I'll just have to shut down the computer for the rest of
my life!!

Thanks for a good laugh and a chance to think about how interconnected we all
are.

Blessed Be,
DiAnna