Nanci Kuykendall

I went looking to see what a Smores machine was, since
I had not heard of them. I found discussion board
where they had been discussing them in December and I
thought it was funny enough to share.

Nanci K.


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Somebody please put me out of my misery and tell what
the hell smores is

Posted by: Pob at December 5, 2003 01:36 AM

from a distant planet, pob? allow me to explain what
smores are:

* n., pl., american-canadian fireside treat,
popularized by the neo-nazi youth group, avante-garde
de la grande terror, cell 601 des jeunne fils. to
make: heat freon gas to 9000 degrees Fahrenheit, until
it's a gel, wh you spread upon asbestos-coated graham
crackers.

* n., pl., opposite of "mgonnavomit"

* n., pl., toast marshmallows (sweetened horse-hooves)
to a gentle brown, whoops, it's on fire, it's in my
hair, arghhh, place in between hershey bar and graham
cracker.

Posted by: michael at December 5, 2003 08:03 AM



Gosh, Michael, couldna said it better myself, although
now I feel compelled to try. :)

The late cartoonist Sandra Boynton once came up with a
version called "Encores," which replaces the graham
crackers with Carr's digestive biscuits and the
Hershey bar with Toblerone. In theory this should be a
good thing, but digestive biscuits are freakin' tiny,
and so molten marshmallow oozes all over your hand.
Meanwhile, the Toblerone is too thick to melt evenly
under the same molten marshmallow, so you have a big
chunk of unmelted Toblerone, which compromises the
structural integrity of the s'more (sorry, encore).

The bad news is that you are left grumpy, blistered
and snack fodder for any bear that smells the
chocolate. The good news is that nice medicinal shot
of bourbon (or six) works wonders as a mood elevator,
and will take your mind off the whole thing.

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