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I feel a little goofy, but here's the address to the other weekly blurbs from
the Sinfest site, so you don't have to go there to read them every week,
just come here and read the last few once in a while if you like this stuff.
And I brought one I liked.

http://sinfest.net/resistance.htm


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01-20-02
The pessimist says the cup is half empty. The optimist says it's half full.
The pragmatist says its liquid contents are at 50% capacity. The ironist says
it's half full of air. The plumber says the cup must be leaking. George
Carlin says the cup is too big. The Starbucks employee says it's so you have
room for cream. The conspiracy theorist says aliens took the other half. The
baseball player says his cup is definitely full. MacGuyver says he can build
a powerful explosive with it. The psychoanalyst says the cup is your mother.
The punk sitting next to you also says the cup is your mother. The romance
novelist says the cup is a willing receptacle to the wild gushing torrents of
pure passion from the hard chiseled urn. The zen master says, "There is no
cup." Pamela Anderson says her cups are definitely full. And me, I say,
"Waitress! Refill!"
-T.