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Why don't gypsies have babies?
Why don't witches have babies?
Why doesn't Mrs. Claus have babies?

But they should be asked in that order, and each answered, before going on to
the next, so I will do it that way, with the irritating yet effective "scroll
down" necessity. Here goes.


Why don't gypsies have babies?













Because their husbands have crystal balls.
Why don't witches have babies?





















Because their husbands have hollow weenies.
Why doesn't Mrs. Claus have babies?

















Because Santa only comes once a year,

and that's down the chimney.