Funny kid quips was: Re: imagination/reality
jmcseals SEALS
<< On another list someone posted that her then 3 year old snuggled up to
her
and told her she'd look great in a zuchinni.>>
<<Okay. Not everything that comes out of a kid makes sense. <g>>>
Perhaps she meant BIKINI??? LOL Too cute.
When Lauren was about 3 or so, she kept asking me for a cockeatlater.
HUH??? Poor child asked me dozens of times for days on end. For the life
of me I couldn't figure out what in the world she was talking about! You
can imagine what I was thinking and wondering! Finally, one day she ran in
the living room screaming, "I found the cockeatlater!!!!" She was holding a
CALCULATOR! rofl!! It was too funny. Gave us all a good *DUH* laugh.
Lauren has always come up with cute versions of words...fabric is 'fagret',
yogurt is 'ogret'. My friend's daughter calls a mustache a 'smooshnash'.
That's one of my favorites! :) Even my husband calls a mustache a
smooshnash now and my firends all go to the Fagret store. hehe
Jennifer
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her
and told her she'd look great in a zuchinni.>>
<<Okay. Not everything that comes out of a kid makes sense. <g>>>
Perhaps she meant BIKINI??? LOL Too cute.
When Lauren was about 3 or so, she kept asking me for a cockeatlater.
HUH??? Poor child asked me dozens of times for days on end. For the life
of me I couldn't figure out what in the world she was talking about! You
can imagine what I was thinking and wondering! Finally, one day she ran in
the living room screaming, "I found the cockeatlater!!!!" She was holding a
CALCULATOR! rofl!! It was too funny. Gave us all a good *DUH* laugh.
Lauren has always come up with cute versions of words...fabric is 'fagret',
yogurt is 'ogret'. My friend's daughter calls a mustache a 'smooshnash'.
That's one of my favorites! :) Even my husband calls a mustache a
smooshnash now and my firends all go to the Fagret store. hehe
Jennifer
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In a message dated 25/05/2003 00:19:40 Pacific Daylight Time,
jmcseals@... writes:
squids had lots of testicles too!!!
Nancy in BC
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jmcseals@... writes:
> I found the cockeatlater!!!!" She was holding a///when he was 3 my son informed me that an octopus had 8 testicles, and
> CALCULATOR! rofl!! It was too funny. Gave us all a good *DUH* laugh.
>
>
squids had lots of testicles too!!!
Nancy in BC
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Tia Leschke
My friend's daughter calls a mustache a 'smooshnash'.
Oh I love that one. My daughter came to me when she was 2 saying that Daddy
needed the goosegabber. She finally was able to get me to understand that
he wanted the screwdriver.
Tia
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary
saftety deserve neither liberty nor safety." Ben Franklin
leschke@...
Oh I love that one. My daughter came to me when she was 2 saying that Daddy
needed the goosegabber. She finally was able to get me to understand that
he wanted the screwdriver.
Tia
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary
saftety deserve neither liberty nor safety." Ben Franklin
leschke@...
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In a message dated 5/25/03 1:50:13 AM, LOWRIEK@... writes:
<< when he was 3 my son informed me that an octopus had 8 testicles, and
squids had lots of testicles too!!! >>
Octoball.
<< when he was 3 my son informed me that an octopus had 8 testicles, and
squids had lots of testicles too!!! >>
Octoball.
Mary
With 4 kids, there have been so many funny words I'm sorry I didn't write
them all down. Tara talked a lot about lemmecups. Always asked me to sing it
to her. Wasn't until she was able to sing some of it herself I figured out
what it was. Lollipops! (she was raised on oldies!) She also talked about
poppatees. Never did figure that one out.
Even recently Joseph and Sierra always ask us to play Scramble with them!
(scrabble) They see the box and know how to read but somehow it's still
always scramble.
The funniest is Alyssa. She still calls the kitchen a chicken. Always has.
If you say go into the chicken, she looks at you like you're nuts. She knows
it's the kitchen but when she says it, it's always chicken. Sometimes she
even wants chicken from in the chicken!!!
Mary B
them all down. Tara talked a lot about lemmecups. Always asked me to sing it
to her. Wasn't until she was able to sing some of it herself I figured out
what it was. Lollipops! (she was raised on oldies!) She also talked about
poppatees. Never did figure that one out.
Even recently Joseph and Sierra always ask us to play Scramble with them!
(scrabble) They see the box and know how to read but somehow it's still
always scramble.
The funniest is Alyssa. She still calls the kitchen a chicken. Always has.
If you say go into the chicken, she looks at you like you're nuts. She knows
it's the kitchen but when she says it, it's always chicken. Sometimes she
even wants chicken from in the chicken!!!
Mary B
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In a message dated 5/25/03 1:47:42 PM, mummy124@... writes:
<< The funniest is Alyssa. She still calls the kitchen a chicken. Always has.
If you say go into the chicken, she looks at you like you're nuts. She knows
it's the kitchen but when she says it, it's always chicken. Sometimes she
even wants chicken from in the chicken!!! >>
Once very long ago, Keith and I took a journey from one part of the house,
with trepidation, to the "barbecued kitchen." It was actually barbecued
chicken, we thought. It ended up being a pizza.
But LSD was involved, in our case. What made us think we could have eaten a
kitchen OR chicken?
Still we referred to that room as "the barbecued kitchen" for a while, so we
traded our chicken for her chicken!
And now I'm old and conservative.
Sandra
<< The funniest is Alyssa. She still calls the kitchen a chicken. Always has.
If you say go into the chicken, she looks at you like you're nuts. She knows
it's the kitchen but when she says it, it's always chicken. Sometimes she
even wants chicken from in the chicken!!! >>
Once very long ago, Keith and I took a journey from one part of the house,
with trepidation, to the "barbecued kitchen." It was actually barbecued
chicken, we thought. It ended up being a pizza.
But LSD was involved, in our case. What made us think we could have eaten a
kitchen OR chicken?
Still we referred to that room as "the barbecued kitchen" for a while, so we
traded our chicken for her chicken!
And now I'm old and conservative.
Sandra
Kris
Jonathan (5), joking with his sister said, "Put a sock in it, knupple head."
His rendition of things he has heard can be comical.
I was singing along with an oldies tune saying, "Reach out in the darkness."
I was corrected by Sir J, "It's 'Return to the gardener.'" He is constantly
perplexed when we giggle at what he says.
Kris
His rendition of things he has heard can be comical.
I was singing along with an oldies tune saying, "Reach out in the darkness."
I was corrected by Sir J, "It's 'Return to the gardener.'" He is constantly
perplexed when we giggle at what he says.
Kris
moonstarshooter
These things are just way too cute to correct, aren't they? A friend
of mine doesn't understand why I don't stop my 6yod from calling the
washing machine the "washing ma-cleaner."
And they are still N M M's, not MnM's.
Oh and Pooh's friend is Pliget.
And she loves to find callipitters.
Just recently she heard the word pacifier and didn't know what it was
since we always called hers a binky. Pacifier just didn't sit right
with her, and I wasn't sure why. A couple nights later she brought
it back up out of nowhere and said she decided that we shouldn't call
them pacifiers because they are not hot---they should be called paci-
winds. We cracked up, but it confused her since she is not familiar
with the term "pass wind." (By the way, she always called THAT "poo-
poo-gas" until preschool when she heard fart, but translated it
as "fired." "Oops I fired!" sounds much more "appropriate" coming
out of a 3yo mouth. :-) )
Ahhhh, these are the days.
Tory
of mine doesn't understand why I don't stop my 6yod from calling the
washing machine the "washing ma-cleaner."
And they are still N M M's, not MnM's.
Oh and Pooh's friend is Pliget.
And she loves to find callipitters.
Just recently she heard the word pacifier and didn't know what it was
since we always called hers a binky. Pacifier just didn't sit right
with her, and I wasn't sure why. A couple nights later she brought
it back up out of nowhere and said she decided that we shouldn't call
them pacifiers because they are not hot---they should be called paci-
winds. We cracked up, but it confused her since she is not familiar
with the term "pass wind." (By the way, she always called THAT "poo-
poo-gas" until preschool when she heard fart, but translated it
as "fired." "Oops I fired!" sounds much more "appropriate" coming
out of a 3yo mouth. :-) )
Ahhhh, these are the days.
Tory
Tia Leschke
>Daddy
> Oh I love that one. My daughter came to me when she was 2 saying that
> needed the goosegabber. She finally was able to get me to understand thatOh cripes! I spelled that wrong. It was a gooseJabber! And then one day
> he wanted the screwdriver.
she told me she'd had paperclops at the neighbours. It was quite some time
before I found out that paperclops were apricots.
Tia
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary
saftety deserve neither liberty nor safety." Ben Franklin
leschke@...
Mary
From: "Tia Leschke" <leschke@...>
<<My daughter came to me when she was 2 saying that Daddy
needed the goosegabber. She finally was able to get me to understand that
he wanted the screwdriver.>>
Oh I love that one!!!! Alyssa came up with another today when we went
shopping. We came home with a new matpat. (bath mat)
Mary B
<<My daughter came to me when she was 2 saying that Daddy
needed the goosegabber. She finally was able to get me to understand that
he wanted the screwdriver.>>
Oh I love that one!!!! Alyssa came up with another today when we went
shopping. We came home with a new matpat. (bath mat)
Mary B
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In a message dated 5/25/03 4:29:21 PM, leschke@... writes:
<< Oh cripes! I spelled that wrong. It was a gooseJabber! And then one day
she told me she'd had paperclops at the neighbours. It was quite some time
before I found out that paperclops were apricots. >>
Marty once told me the neighbors were home because their vagina was there.
It was a Volvo.
Sandra
<< Oh cripes! I spelled that wrong. It was a gooseJabber! And then one day
she told me she'd had paperclops at the neighbours. It was quite some time
before I found out that paperclops were apricots. >>
Marty once told me the neighbors were home because their vagina was there.
It was a Volvo.
Sandra
Mary
From: <SandraDodd@...>
<<Marty once told me the neighbors were home because their vagina was
there.>>
I had a friend who had a daugher that didn't have a vagina...........but she
did have a virginia!!
Mary B
<<Marty once told me the neighbors were home because their vagina was
there.>>
I had a friend who had a daugher that didn't have a vagina...........but she
did have a virginia!!
Mary B
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In a message dated 5/25/03 7:23:56 PM, mummy124@... writes:
<<
I had a friend who had a daugher that didn't have a vagina...........but she
did have a virginia!! >>
"Fine china" was the best mispronunciation of "vagina" ever heard. Quite
elegant. <g>
I don't remember whose daughter it was. It was reported on a homeschooling
discussion years ago.
Sandra
<<
I had a friend who had a daugher that didn't have a vagina...........but she
did have a virginia!! >>
"Fine china" was the best mispronunciation of "vagina" ever heard. Quite
elegant. <g>
I don't remember whose daughter it was. It was reported on a homeschooling
discussion years ago.
Sandra
Tia Leschke
>That's funny. My dad always said he had a hard time hearing the word Volvo
> Marty once told me the neighbors were home because their vagina was there.
>
> It was a Volvo.
without thinking vulva.
Tia
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary
saftety deserve neither liberty nor safety." Ben Franklin
leschke@...
[email protected]
In a message dated 5/25/2003 2:43:26 PM Pacific Standard Time,
leschke@... writes:
sandwich, and "fix my socks mommy, their cranky" for a crooked
heel ; )
Kathy
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leschke@... writes:
> goosegabber. She finally was able to get me to understand thatI love these! Let's see, my 2nd youngest used to say "franchin" for
> he wanted the screwdriver
sandwich, and "fix my socks mommy, their cranky" for a crooked
heel ; )
Kathy
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unolist
--- In [email protected], "jmcseals SEALS"
<jmcseals@m...> wrote:
mouth-brow" LOL.
You know, your eyes have eyebrows and his mouth had a mouthbrow.
Hehe
Ang
<jmcseals@m...> wrote:
>My friend's daughter calls a mustache a 'smooshnash'.
> That's one of my favorites! :) Even my husband calls a mustache aMy 10yo (when she was much younger) would say "daddy shaved off his
> smooshnash now and my firends all go to the Fagret store. hehe
>
> Jennifer
mouth-brow" LOL.
You know, your eyes have eyebrows and his mouth had a mouthbrow.
Hehe
Ang
unolist
--- In [email protected], SandraDodd@a... wrote:
Ang, feeling quite humorous at 3am
> Marty once told me the neighbors were home because their vagina wasthere.
>I drive a 1994 used Vulva. We have called it that before ;0)
> It was a Volvo.
>
> Sandra
Ang, feeling quite humorous at 3am
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In a message dated 5/26/03 1:27:42 AM, unolist@... writes:
<< I drive a 1994 used Vulva. We have called it that before ;0) >>
So if you were to get really angry with your car overheating or something,
and if you get so furious you call it something entirely vulgar, like twat or
cunt, be SURE your windows are closed so the women in nearby cars won't become
offended and express road rage. (Shyrley's not back yet to tell us not to call
it a fanny.)
I hope that whole HesFes experience is going well for the temporarily missing
Brits.
I just learned that my American friends who were living near York but are now
south of London are going to stay longterm. They were, then they weren't,
and now they're looking to buy a house. She was working on a PhD in archeology
and became unexpectedly pregnant. Her #1 loves school there. Her #2 is not
seeming to be a school kind of guy, so she's been researching homeschooling
there, and was impressed to come across my name, as she's known me since she was
a teenager, and was one of my SCA apprentices. And her #3 baby is a five
month old named Sophie.
I guess that has to do with vulvas.
Sandra
<< I drive a 1994 used Vulva. We have called it that before ;0) >>
So if you were to get really angry with your car overheating or something,
and if you get so furious you call it something entirely vulgar, like twat or
cunt, be SURE your windows are closed so the women in nearby cars won't become
offended and express road rage. (Shyrley's not back yet to tell us not to call
it a fanny.)
I hope that whole HesFes experience is going well for the temporarily missing
Brits.
I just learned that my American friends who were living near York but are now
south of London are going to stay longterm. They were, then they weren't,
and now they're looking to buy a house. She was working on a PhD in archeology
and became unexpectedly pregnant. Her #1 loves school there. Her #2 is not
seeming to be a school kind of guy, so she's been researching homeschooling
there, and was impressed to come across my name, as she's known me since she was
a teenager, and was one of my SCA apprentices. And her #3 baby is a five
month old named Sophie.
I guess that has to do with vulvas.
Sandra
[email protected]
In a message dated 26/05/2003 00:36:02 Pacific Daylight Time,
SandraDodd@... writes:
avoiding the bad words.!! However, I would not have had as good a laugh as I just got
from your post.
My husband before he was my husband, drove his parent's "vulva", and it had
no muffler, so the neighbors all knew what time he left my place at night.
All on the topic of vulva's I think.
Nancy, chortling in BC
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SandraDodd@... writes:
>YOu could pull a Basil Fawlty, and hit it with a tree branch, thereby
> So if you were to get really angry with your car overheating or something,
> and if you get so furious you call it something entirely vulgar, like twat
> or
> cunt, be SURE your windows are closed so the women in nearby cars won't
> become
> offended and express road rage. (Shyrley's not back yet to tell us not to
> call
> it a fanny.)
>
avoiding the bad words.!! However, I would not have had as good a laugh as I just got
from your post.
My husband before he was my husband, drove his parent's "vulva", and it had
no muffler, so the neighbors all knew what time he left my place at night.
All on the topic of vulva's I think.
Nancy, chortling in BC
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unolist
--- In [email protected], LOWRIEK@a... wrote:
buster, thanks :0)
ang, who can pound nails and strip shingles with the best of 'em
> My husband before he was my husband, drove his parent's "vulva",and it had
> no muffler, so the neighbors all knew what time he left my place atnight.
> All on the topic of vulva's I think.Y'all are cracking me up this fine morning, I needed the tension
> Nancy, chortling in BC
>
>
> [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
buster, thanks :0)
ang, who can pound nails and strip shingles with the best of 'em
coyote's corner
I love it.....
Brianna started saying"needles and buttons"
and my favorite - joking
as in "Are you joking me?"
Janis
Brianna started saying"needles and buttons"
and my favorite - joking
as in "Are you joking me?"
Janis
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From: Mary
To: [email protected]
Sent: Sunday, May 25, 2003 8:40 PM
Subject: Re: [Unschooling-dotcom] Funny kid quips was: Re: imagination/reality
From: "Tia Leschke" <leschke@...>
<<My daughter came to me when she was 2 saying that Daddy
needed the goosegabber. She finally was able to get me to understand that
he wanted the screwdriver.>>
Oh I love that one!!!! Alyssa came up with another today when we went
shopping. We came home with a new matpat. (bath mat)
Mary B
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So - how long did that smile last???
Janis
Janis
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In a message dated 5/25/03 4:29:21 PM, leschke@... writes:
<< Oh cripes! I spelled that wrong. It was a gooseJabber! And then one day
she told me she'd had paperclops at the neighbours. It was quite some time
before I found out that paperclops were apricots. >>
Marty once told me the neighbors were home because their vagina was there.
It was a Volvo.
Sandra
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Yesterday Brogan found my only pair of high heels. She said "look mommy woodpecker shoes" and proceeded to bang the heels together. Too cute.
Woodpecker shoes - I just can't get over it :-)
Karen
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Woodpecker shoes - I just can't get over it :-)
Karen
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Mary
From: <Natrlmama@...>
<<I love these! Let's see, my 2nd youngest used to say "franchin" for
sandwich, and "fix my socks mommy, their cranky" for a crooked
heel ; )>>
That's cute! Tara use to call french fries inch fries. And Sierra, who has
incredibly curly hair, upon wakiing one morning said her hair was
scrubbled!!
Mary B
<<I love these! Let's see, my 2nd youngest used to say "franchin" for
sandwich, and "fix my socks mommy, their cranky" for a crooked
heel ; )>>
That's cute! Tara use to call french fries inch fries. And Sierra, who has
incredibly curly hair, upon wakiing one morning said her hair was
scrubbled!!
Mary B
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In a message dated 5/26/03 12:01:58 AM Pacific Daylight Time,unolist@...
writes:
<< My 10yo (when she was much younger) would say "daddy shaved off his
mouth-brow" LOL.
You know, your eyes have eyebrows and his mouth had a mouthbrow.
Hehe
Ang >>
We still call the backs of our knees leg pits.
~Aimee
writes:
<< My 10yo (when she was much younger) would say "daddy shaved off his
mouth-brow" LOL.
You know, your eyes have eyebrows and his mouth had a mouthbrow.
Hehe
Ang >>
We still call the backs of our knees leg pits.
~Aimee
Lee-Ann and Robert Storer
Okay can't help it gotta chip in.....
Megan called me into the toilet when she was about two complaining that she had
toilet paper stuck to the heel of her bum.
hugs, Lee-Ann in Harrow, Victoria, Australia, The World.
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Megan called me into the toilet when she was about two complaining that she had
toilet paper stuck to the heel of her bum.
hugs, Lee-Ann in Harrow, Victoria, Australia, The World.
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