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Just got this from my daughter -- thought y'all might enjoy it.

:-)
Laura B.


> Ask a child the same question too many times...Have you ever asked your
> > child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of
> > problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we
> > stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very
> > busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled
something
> > funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was
> > clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while,
so
> > I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No." I kept thinking, "Oh
> > Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with
> > me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?"
"No,"
> > he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the
> > smell was getting worse. Soooooo! I asked one more time, "Danny, did you
> > have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent
>over
> > and spread his cheeks and yelled. "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30
> > people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing! He calmly pulled
up
> > his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me
> > for The best laugh they'd ever had!