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***Sometimes a fart is truly hilarious. During a prayer at a funeral it
would not be, no matter HOW gloriously it would echo on that wooden pew in
that vaulted church. Sandra***

ROFL!! I just have to share this! A few weeks ago, my best girlfriend and
went to Walmart in the midle of the night...alone!!! We were in the toy
dept. and found the whoopie cushions. Now, I don't normally find farts all
that funny...I have a husband that ruined THAT a loooong time ago <snicker>.
But Beth laughs at them even when she is home alone and lets one slip.
So, she dares me to hide the whoopie cushion under my armpit and walk around
the store 'farting'. Talk about feeling like a kid again! So, I took her
up on it!

Oh MY Garsh! It was the funniest thing in the world! I haven't let loose
(pun both intended and not <g>) like that since I was a kid! Here we are,
two 28 yr old mothers of 10 combined, walking around Walmart making fart
noises. I would even hike up my leg right in front of people. Imagine the
stares!!! She was cowering behind anything she could! LOL So, just to make
it even MORE fun, I start squeezing and turn around and yell, BETH!!! Oh,
she just died.

On Easter, we were telling our families about it and her Dad couldn't
believe *I* would DO something like that! My very conservative aunt was
just horrified. Then, my cousin Anna, her daughter, starts laughing and
says, "Golly Mom, I wish YOU would do fun stuff like that!"

Sometimes, it's fun NOT to be such a mom all the time!

Jennifer








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Tammy

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.I have a husband that ruined THAT a loooong time ago <snicker>.
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lol.. reminds me of the farting contest my husband and I had a while back...

quite a fun time! lol

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Olga

Jennifer,

Now I am ROFLMAO!! Okay, now you really have to visit!! 7 kids at
your age, bless your heart. I am as old as you with 2 and will
complain about my load no longer..LOL! Thanks for the story, I
usually do not find Fart jokes funny, but I love goofy stuff. I
would have been on the floor in the store, you are lucky you were not
with me!!

Olga:)


> ROFL!! I just have to share this! A few weeks ago, my best
girlfriend and
> went to Walmart in the midle of the night...alone!!! We were in
the toy
> dept. and found the whoopie cushions. Now, I don't normally find
farts all
> that funny...I have a husband that ruined THAT a loooong time ago
<snicker>.
> But Beth laughs at them even when she is home alone and lets one
slip.
> So, she dares me to hide the whoopie cushion under my armpit and
walk around
> the store 'farting'. Talk about feeling like a kid again! So, I
took her
> up on it!
>
> Oh MY Garsh! It was the funniest thing in the world! I haven't
let loose
> (pun both intended and not <g>) like that since I was a kid! Here
we are,
> two 28 yr old mothers of 10 combined, walking around Walmart making
fart
> noises. I would even hike up my leg right in front of people.
Imagine the
> stares!!! She was cowering behind anything she could! LOL So,
just to make
> it even MORE fun, I start squeezing and turn around and yell,
BETH!!! Oh,
> she just died.
>
> On Easter, we were telling our families about it and her Dad
couldn't
> believe *I* would DO something like that! My very conservative
aunt was
> just horrified. Then, my cousin Anna, her daughter, starts
laughing and
> says, "Golly Mom, I wish YOU would do fun stuff like that!"
>
> Sometimes, it's fun NOT to be such a mom all the time!
>
> Jennifer
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
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