The Wife
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Courtney in AZ, USA
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Subject: The Wife
One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his
house.
His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the
mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.
The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house.
Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been
knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the
front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family
room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen,
dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, dog
food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a
small pile of sand was spread by the back door.
He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of
clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she may be ill, or that
something serious had happened. He found her lounging in the bedroom,
still curled in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up
at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.
He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?" She
again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from
work and ask me what in the world did I do today?"
Yes" was his incredulous reply. She answered, "Well, today I didn't do
it."
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Courtney in AZ, USA
---Cubessence@...
THE RULES HAVE CHANGED! You CAN get paid to surf the Web! Join me and
take advantage of the
Internet! http://www.alladvantage.com/go.asp?refid=JCF-074
--------- Forwarded message ----------
Subject: The Wife
One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his
house.
His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the
mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.
The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house.
Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been
knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the
front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family
room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen,
dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, dog
food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a
small pile of sand was spread by the back door.
He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of
clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she may be ill, or that
something serious had happened. He found her lounging in the bedroom,
still curled in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up
at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.
He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?" She
again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from
work and ask me what in the world did I do today?"
Yes" was his incredulous reply. She answered, "Well, today I didn't do
it."
Send this page to another Mother.
________________________________________________________________
YOU'RE PAYING TOO MUCH FOR THE INTERNET!
Juno now offers FREE Internet Access!
Try it today - there's no risk! For your FREE software, visit:
http://dl.www.juno.com/get/tagj.