Thad Martin

> hi,

this is a forward from our local hs group. i thought it was kind of funny and a bit
appropriate in light of the latest thread 'friend problem'.

-susan
austin,tx



>
> THE 14 DAYS OF HOMESCHOOL
> Sing this to the tune of "THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS"
>
> On the first day of home school my neighbor said to me, "Can you home
> school
> legally?"
> ---
> On the second day of home school my neighbor said to me, "Are they
> socialized, can you home school legally?"
> ---
> On the third day of home school my neighbor said to me, "Do you give
> them
> tests, are they socialized, can you home school legally?"
> ---
> On the fourth day of home school my neighbor said to me, "What about
> P.E.,
> do you give them tests, are they socialized, can you home school
> legally?"
> ---
> On the fifth day of home school my neighbor said to me, "YOU ARE SO
> STRANGE!
> What about P.E., do you give them tests, are they socialized, can you
> home
> school legally?"
> ---
> On the Sixth day of home school my neighbor said to me, "How long will
> you
> home school, YOU ARE SO STRANGE, what about P.E., do you give them
> tests,
> are they socialized, can you home school legally?"
> ---
> On the seventh day of home school my neighbor said to me, "Look at what
> they're missing, how long will you home school, YOU ARE SO STRANGE!,
> what
> about P.E., do you give them tests, are they socialized, do you home
> school
> legally?"
> ---
> On the eighth day of home school my neighbor said to me, "Why do you do
> this, look at what they're missing, how long will you home school, YOU
> ARE
> SO STRANGE, what about P.E. do you give them tests, are they socialized,
> do
> you home school legally?"
> ---
> On the ninth day of home school my neighbor said to me, "They'll miss
> the
> prom, why do you do this, look at what they're missing, how long will
> you
> home school, YOU ARE SO STRANGE!, what about P.E., do you give them
> tests,
> are they socialized, do you home school legally?"
> ---
> On the tenth day of home school my neighbor said to me, "What about
> graduation, they'll miss the prom, why do you do this, look at what
> they're
> missing, how long will you home school, YOU ARE SO STRANGE!, what about
> P.E., do you give them tests, are they socialized, can you home school
> legally?"
> ---
> On the eleventh day of home school my neighbor said to me, "I could
> never do
> that, what about graduation, they'll miss the prom, why do you do this,
> look
> at what they're missing, how long will you homeschool, YOU ARE SO
> STRANGE,
> what about P.E. do you give them tests, are they socialized, can you
> homeschool legally?"
> ---
> On the twelfth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, "Can they go to
> college, I could never do that, what about graduation, they'll miss the
> prom, why do you do this, look at what they're missing, how long will
> you
> homeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE, What about P.E., do you give them tests,
> are
> they socialized, can you homeschool legally?"
> ---
> On the thirteenth day of homeschool I thoughtfully replied: "They can go
> to
> college, yes you can do this, they can have graduation, we don't like
> the
> prom, we do it cuz we like it, they are missing nothing, we'll
> homeschool
> forever, WE ARE NOT STRANGE!, We give them P.E., and we give them tests,
> they are socialized, AND WE HOMESCHOOL LEGALLY!
> ---
> On the fourteenth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, "How can I
> get
> started, why didn't you tell me, where do I buy curriculum, when is the
> next
> conference, WILL PEOPLE THINK WE'RE STRANGE? I think we can do this, if
> you
> will help us, can we join P.E. and we'll home school legally