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My turn to think about these and answer them (this is fun)....Dawn

1. He's a midget and uses his umbrella to push the top button.
2. The man and his son are in 2 different accidents at different times of
the year. The father that died is the local priest.
3. The whites of his eyes
4. They were playing pretend and it was neither of their birthdays in the
first place.
5. You don't have to line up the covers with the corners.
6. The poison was put in after he left the party.
7. All women are called Eve in Heaven and all men Adam???
8. One is adopted.
9. The man is speaking in a foreign language that sounds to the barman
like he's asking to see his gun.
10.


> > 1. There is a man who lives on the top floor of a very tall building.
> > Everyday he gets the elevator down to the ground floor to leave the
> > building to go to work. Upon returning from work though, he can only
> >travel
> > half way up in the lift and has to walk the rest of the way unless it's
> > raining! Why?
> >
> > 2. A man and his son are in a car accident. The father dies on the
> >scene,
> > but the child is rushed to the hospital. When he arrives the surgeon
> >says,
> > "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son!" How can this be?
> >
> > 3. A man is wearing black. Black shoes, socks, trousers, jumper, gloves
> >and
> > balaclava. He is walking down a black street with all the street lamps
> >off.
> > A black car is coming towards him with its light off but somehow
> manages
> >to
> > stop in time. How did the driver see the man?
> >
> > 4. One day Kerry celebrated her birthday. Two days later her older twin
> > brother, Terry, celebrated his birthday. How?
> >
> > 5. Why is it better to have round manhole covers than square ones?
> >
> > 6. A man went to a party and drank some of the punch. He then left
> >early.
> > Everyone else at the party who drank the punch subsequently died of
> > poisoning. Why did the man not die?
> >
> > 7. A man died and went to Heaven. There were thousands of other people
> > there. They were all naked and all looked as they did at the age of 21.
> >He
> > looked around to see if there was anyone he recognized. He saw a couple
> > and he knew immediately that they were Adam and Eve. How did he know?
> >
> > 8. A woman had two sons who were born on the same hour of the same day >
>
> >of
> > the same year. But they were not twins. How could this be so?
> >
> > 9. A man walks into a bar and asks the barman for a glass of water. The
> > barman pulls out a gun and points it at the man. The man says 'Thank
> >you'
> > and walks out.

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Dawn Falbe
Personal Development Coach
Relocational Astrologer
(520) 579-2646
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"The people who get on in this world
are people who get up and look for the
circumstances they want, and,
if they can't find them, make them." - George Bernard Shaw

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