Kim Baker

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Kim - Missouri MOM of Dylan(10) Jacob(10) Noah(20 mos)

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Kim Baker

I found this in another section of unschooling.com and
thought you might get a kick out of it!


By Patch Day on Friday, December 15, 2000 - 10:04 pm:
The Top Ten Answers We Should Give to the question
"What? No School Today?"

10. Well normally yes, But this time of year I need
help with the planting and plowing.

9. Goodness, no!!! I graduated 18 years ago!! But
thanks for the compliment!

8. No, we homeschool. We're just out to pick up a bag
of pork rinds and some Mt. Dew, then we gotta hurry
home to catch our soaps.

7. What?!?! Where did you guys come from?! I thought I

told you to stay at school!! This happens all the
time.

6. There isn't? Why you'd think we'd see more kids out

then, don't you?

5. We're on a field trip studying human nature's
intrusive and assumptive tactics of displaying
ignorance and implied superiority. Thanks for the
peek!

4. On our planet we have different methods of
education. (Shhh!!No, I didn't give it away..keep your

antennae down!)

3. Oh my goodness!! I thought that today was
Saturday!! Come on kids, hurry!

2. Nope........Me 'n Bubba jes'learns 'em at home.
Werks real good!

And the Number One answer we should NEVER give to the
question: "What No school today?"

1. "What No bingo today?" "


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By EThomas on Monday, February 12, 2001 - 07:55 pm:
My son (6yrs.) thinks it is the funniest thing to say
"See mom, I told you it's a school day."



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