Lynda

I can't wait <<<BEWG>>>

Lynda
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> > >When I'm an Old Lady Just You Wait!!!!
> > >
> > > When I'm an old lady, I'll live with my kids, and make them so
happy,
> > >just as they did.
> > > I want to pay back all the joy they've provided, returning each deed.
> Oh,
> > >they'll be so excited!
> > >
> > >When I'm an old lady and live with my kids, I'll write on the wall with
> > >reds, whites and blue ,
> > > and bounce on the furniture wearing my shoes.
> > > I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out.
> > > I'll stuff all the toilets, and oh, how they'll shout.
> > >
> > > When I'm an old lady and live with my kids, when they're on the phone
> and
> > >just out of reach ,
> > > I'll get into things like sugar and bleach.
> > > Oh, they'll snap their fingers and then shake their head, and when
that
> > >is done I'll hide under the bed.
> > >
> > > When I'm an old lady and live with my kids, when they cook dinner and
> > >call me to meals,
> > > I'll not eat my green beans or salads congealed.
> > > I'll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table, And when they get
angry,
> > >run fast as I'm able.
> > >
> > > When I'm an old lady and live with my kids, I'll sit close to the
TV,
> > >thru the channels I'll click.
> > > I'll cross both my eyes to see if they stick.
> > > I'll take off my socks and throw one away, and play in the mud until
> the
> > >end of the day.
> > >
> > > When I'm an old lady and live with my kids; And later in bed I'll lay
> > >back and sigh, and thank God in prayer and then close my eyes
> > > and my kids will look down with a smile slowly creeping, and say with
a
> > >groan, "She's so sweet when she's sleeping."