Lynda

Interesting.

Lynda
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> 1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house
> > faster than an ambulance.
> > 2. Only in America...are there handicap parking
> > places in front of a skating rink...
> > 3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk
> > all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while
> > healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. I love this one.
> > 4. Only in America...do people order double cheese
> > burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
> > 5. Only in America...do banks leave safe doors open and
> > then chain the pens to the counters.
> > 6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands
> > of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
> > 7. Only in America..do we use answering machines to
> > screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
> > miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
> > 8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of
> > ten and buns in packages of eight.
> > 9. Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to
> > describe the process so well: "Poli" in Latin meaning
> > "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures."
> > 10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
> > lettering..
> > 11. Only in America...can a homeless combat veteran
> > live in a cardboard box and a draft dodger live in the White House.