Lynda

Some funny, some profound, some to wish for! The following was sent by a
friend and I thought I would share it. don't know the author. Enjoy and
happy New Year!

Lynda
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> In a perfect world..

> ...a person should feel as good at 50 as he did at 17, and he would
> actually be as smart at 50 as he thought he was at 17.
> ...you could give away a baby bed without getting pregnant.
> ...forget-me-nots would stimulate the memory.
> ...doing what was good for you would be what you enjoyed doing the most.
> ...pro baseball players would complain about teachers being paid contracts
> worth millions of dollars.
> ...people would always have good reasons to be optimistic.
> ...you would never fumble, but if you did, you would recover the ball
> yourself.
> ...the mail would always be early, the check would always be in the mail,
> and it would be written for more than you expected.
> ...potato chips might have calories, but if you ate them with dip, the
> calories would be neutralized.
> ...if the guy from the government said to you, "I'm here to help," not
> only would he mean it, but he would do it.
> ...first impressions wouldn't count for nearly as much as ultimate
> performance.
> ...winning might be a nice thing, but that would be all.
> ...all people would expect to be accepted.
> ...every once in a while at least, a kid who always closed the door softly
> would be told, "Go back and slam the door."
> ...highway patrolmen would never be around when you're running late, but
> would always be at your side when a BMW blows past or a Mac truck won't
> get off your bumper.
> ...the better food tasted, the less calories it would have.
> ...warranties would be for 13 months and products would fail at 12.
> ...more would be accomplished by governments when they spent more.