Lynda

> Alert
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> If you receive an email entitled "Bad times," delete
> it immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this one
> is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on
> your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on
> disks within 20 feet of your computer.
>
> It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit
> cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up
> the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field
> harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.
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> It will re-calibrate your refrigerator's coolness
> settings so all your ice cream melts and your milk
> curdles.
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> It will program your phone auto dial to call only
> your mother-in-law's number.
>
> This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
> It will drink all your beer. (For goodness sake man, are
> you listening?!?!)
>
> It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when
> you are expecting company.
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> It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair
> with Rogaine, all while dating your current
> boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their
> hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.
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> It will cause you to run with scissors and throw
> things in a way that is only fun until someone loses
> an eye.
>
> It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your
> active verbs to passive tense and incorporating
> undetectable misspellings which grossly change the
> interpretations of key sentences.
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> If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows95/98
> environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and
> leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to
> a full bathtub.
>
> It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your
> mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your whole
> milk with skim milk.
>
> **WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.**
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OMG! Thanks for the warning! This is one BAD virus!

:-) Diane

> > It will program your phone auto dial to call only
> > your mother-in-law's number.