Valerie

Okay, this is an old one, but I received it again this morning and (not
really) Rev Falwell's response made me laugh with all this discussion about
the Boy Scouts. A Friday Funny for you....

---Valerie


>Why did the chicken cross the road?
> > > >
> > > > PAT BUCHANAN
> > > > To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
> > > >
> > > > JERRY FALWELL
> > > > Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people
>see
> > > > the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to
>the
> > > > "other side." That's what "they" call it-the "other side."
>Yes,
>my
> > > > friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you
>will
> > > > become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out
>this
> > > > abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly
>harmless
> > > > phrases like "the other side." That chicken should not be free to
>
>cross
> > > > the road. It's as plain and simple as that.
> > > >
> > > > DR. SEUSS-
> > > > Did the chicken cross the road?
> > > > Did he cross it with a toad?
> > > > Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
> > > > but why it crossed, I've not been told!
> > > >
> > > > ERNEST HEMINGWAY
> > > > To die. In the rain.
> > > >
> > > > MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
> > > > I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross
>without
> > > > having their motives called into question.
> > > >
> > > > GRANDPA
> > > > In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
>Someone
>told
> > > > us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for
>
>us.
> > > >
> > > > ARISTOTLE
> > > > It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
> > > >
> > > > KARL MARX
> > > > It was a historical inevitability.
> > > >
> > > > SADDAM HUSSEIN
> > > > This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite
>justified in
> > > > dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
> > > >
> > > > RONALD REAGAN
> > > > What chicken?
> > > >
> > > > CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
> > > > To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
> > > >
> > > > FOX MULDER
> > > > You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more
>chickens
> > > > have to cross before you believe it?
> > > >
> > > > FREUD
> > > > The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed
>the
>road
> > > > reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
> > > >
> > > > BILL GATES
> > > > I have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross
>roads,
>but
> > > > will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
>checkbook
> > > > - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
> > > >
> > > > EINSTEIN
> > > > Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath
>
>the
> > > > chicken?
> > > >
> > > > BILL CLINTON
> > > > I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by
> > > > "chicken"? Could you define "chicken" please?
> > > >
> > > > GEORGE W. BUSH
> > > > I don't think I should have to answer that question.
> > > >
> > > > LOUIS FARRAKHAN
> > > > The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken
>crossed
> > > > the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
> > > >
> > > > THE BIBLE
> > > > And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken,
>"Thou
> > > > shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and
>there
>was
> > > > much rejoicing.
> > > >
> > > > COLONEL SANDERS
> > > > I missed one?
>

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