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Definitions: Women and Men

WOMEN

Women have strengths that amaze men. They carry children, they carry
hardships, they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love, and joy. They
smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry
when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. Women wait by the
phone for a "safe at home call" from a friend after a snowy drive home.
Women have special qualities about them. They volunteer for good causes.
They are pink ladies in hospitals, they bring food to shut-ins. They are
child care workers, executives, attorneys, stay-at-home moms, biker babes,
and your neighbors. They wear suits, jeans, and they wear uniforms. They
fight for what they believe in. They stand up for injustice.


They are in the front row at PTA meetings. They vote for the person that
will do the best job for family issues. They
walk and talk the extra mile to get their children in the right schools and
for getting their family the right health care. They write to the editor,
their congressmen and to the "powers that be" for things that make for a
better life. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is
a better solution.

They stick a love note in the lover's lunch box. They do without new shoes
so their children can have them. They go to the doctor with a frightened
friend.

They love unconditionally. Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They
are smart, knowing that knowledge is power. But they still know how to use
their softer side to make a point. Women want to be the best for their
family, their friends, and themselves. They cry when their children excel
and cheer when their friends get awards.

They are happy when they hear about a birth or a new marriage. Their hearts
break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a family member,
yet are strong when they think there is no strength left. A women's touch
can cure any ailment. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken
heart. A woman can make a romantic evening unforgettable. Women come in all
sizes, in all colors and shapes. They live in homes, apartments, and
cabins. They drive, fly, walk, run, or e-mail you to show you how much they
care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin!
Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give
compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends.
And all they want back is a hug, a smile, and for you to do the same to
people you come in contact with.

MEN

Men are good at lifting heavy stuff and killing bugs.

Billy or Nancy

I'll have you know that I catch them alive and release them to safety
outside (except mosquitoes. If they decide to follow me into the house, then
it's self protection and no more Mr. Nice Guy!)

Billy

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