Deb Lewis

Dear Dr. Science,
Do teachers secretly want you to fail?
from Steven McCullough of Ballycalre, N. Ireland


It's no secret. Teachers are the angriest people around. As survivors of
academic emotional abuse, they seek to spread the pain. This natural
desire for healing is, in itself, pathological. However desire to have
our children safely warehoused while we're at work mitigates any effort
to stop this deadly cycle of abuse. What are most teachers other than
poorly paid prison guards? Some affect a false persona that suggests a
refined and gentle spirit, but underneath the mask they harbor an
irresistible desire to get even with the world. My scientific efforts to
achieve tenure long ago proved this.

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