Star Wars Pants
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Is this the list where someone introduced us to the poop-movie-title game?
We had fun with that for a week here.
Here's something I had seen before, and thought maybe there's someone on this
list for whom it would be new, or some who might just appreciate the smile
anyway.
25 Lines From Star Wars That Can Be Improved if you substitute the word
"Pants"
1. A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of
my old master.
2. You are unwise to lower your pants.
3. We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
4. She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to
retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.
5. These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it
counts.
6. I find your lack of pants disturbing.
7. These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we
use it.
8. Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
9. General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
10. I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
11. TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?
12. Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
13. Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on
board.
14. You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.
15. Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.
16. Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
17. That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
18. Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily
guarded than this.
19. Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
20. Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Esof an
Imperial Cruiser.
22. Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.
23. Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of
my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.
24. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
25. You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
We had fun with that for a week here.
Here's something I had seen before, and thought maybe there's someone on this
list for whom it would be new, or some who might just appreciate the smile
anyway.
25 Lines From Star Wars That Can Be Improved if you substitute the word
"Pants"
1. A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of
my old master.
2. You are unwise to lower your pants.
3. We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
4. She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to
retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.
5. These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it
counts.
6. I find your lack of pants disturbing.
7. These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we
use it.
8. Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
9. General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
10. I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
11. TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?
12. Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
13. Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on
board.
14. You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.
15. Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.
16. Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
17. That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
18. Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily
guarded than this.
19. Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
20. Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Esof an
Imperial Cruiser.
22. Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.
23. Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of
my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.
24. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
25. You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
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In a message dated 9/13/02 9:28:42 AM Central Daylight Time,
SandraDodd@... writes:
very funny! I'm sending it to Darin!
~Nancy
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SandraDodd@... writes:
> Is this the list where someone introduced us to the poop-movie-title game?I must have missed the poop-movie-title game. <g> But the Star Wars Pants is
> We had fun with that for a week here.
>
> Here's something I had seen before, and thought maybe there's someone on
> this
> list for whom it would be new, or some who might just appreciate the smile
> anyway.
very funny! I'm sending it to Darin!
~Nancy
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Nancy Wooton
on 9/13/02 8:19 AM, Dnowens@... at Dnowens@... wrote:
favorite. <g>
Nancy
> I must have missed the poop-movie-title game.My dh came up with "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Poop." It's still my personal
favorite. <g>
Nancy
Nancy Wooton
on 9/13/02 7:27 AM, SandraDodd@... at SandraDodd@... wrote:
The pants will be with you, always.
We should go for the strongest power source. It should be the pants
generator!
Imperial pants are heading towards the ion cannon! Stop them!
The pants are strong with this one.
Luke, I am your pants. (Noooooo!)
You're all clear, kid! Now let's blow these pants and go home!
Nancy and Alex (12 y.o. avid player of Rogue Leader)
> Here's something I had seen before, and thought maybe there's someone on thisAlex has some to add:
> list for whom it would be new, or some who might just appreciate the smile
> anyway.
>
>
>
> 25 Lines From Star Wars That Can Be Improved if you substitute the word
> "Pants"
The pants will be with you, always.
We should go for the strongest power source. It should be the pants
generator!
Imperial pants are heading towards the ion cannon! Stop them!
The pants are strong with this one.
Luke, I am your pants. (Noooooo!)
You're all clear, kid! Now let's blow these pants and go home!
Nancy and Alex (12 y.o. avid player of Rogue Leader)
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In a message dated 9/13/02 12:23:28 PM Central Daylight Time,
ikonstitcher@... writes:
The Ugly" would be "The Good The Bad and The Poopie"? "The Way We Were" "The
Way We Poop"? This is fun!
~Nancy
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ikonstitcher@... writes:
> My dh came up with "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Poop." It's still my personalAhh, so "On Golden Pond" would be "On Golden Poop"? Or "The Good, The Bad and
> favorite. <g>
>
> Nancy
>
The Ugly" would be "The Good The Bad and The Poopie"? "The Way We Were" "The
Way We Poop"? This is fun!
~Nancy
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In a message dated 9/13/02 7:38:54 PM, Dnowens@... writes:
<< Ahh, so "On Golden Pond" would be "On Golden Poop"? Or "The Good, The Bad
and
The Ugly" would be "The Good The Bad and The Poopie"? "The Way We Were" "The
Way We Poop"? >>
That is it.
Much fun, and great for families with little boys!!
Fly Away Poop
Mary Poopins
Seven Years in Poop (or Seven Poops in Tibet)
El Cid, my favorite movie, would have to be "El Poop."
<< Ahh, so "On Golden Pond" would be "On Golden Poop"? Or "The Good, The Bad
and
The Ugly" would be "The Good The Bad and The Poopie"? "The Way We Were" "The
Way We Poop"? >>
That is it.
Much fun, and great for families with little boys!!
Fly Away Poop
Mary Poopins
Seven Years in Poop (or Seven Poops in Tibet)
El Cid, my favorite movie, would have to be "El Poop."
Shyrley
On 13 Sep 02, at 21:37, Dnowens@... wrote:
I could go on
Shyrley
"You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you are all the same."
> In a message dated 9/13/02 12:23:28 PM Central Daylight Time,Jaws!...Poop! or given the fact that its scary....Sh*t!
> ikonstitcher@... writes:
>
>
> > My dh came up with "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Poop." It's still my
> > personal favorite. <g>
> >
> > Nancy
> >
>
> Ahh, so "On Golden Pond" would be "On Golden Poop"? Or "The Good, The
> Bad and The Ugly" would be "The Good The Bad and The Poopie"? "The Way
> We Were" "The Way We Poop"? This is fun! ~Nancy
>
>
I could go on
Shyrley
"You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you are all the same."
Bill and Diane
Seven Poops for Seven Brothers
:-) Diane
:-) Diane
>Much fun, and great for families with little boys!!
>
>Fly Away Poop
>Mary Poopins
>Seven Years in Poop (or Seven Poops in Tibet)
>
>El Cid, my favorite movie, would have to be "El Poop."
>
Nancy Wooton
on 9/17/02 1:50 PM, Bill and Diane at cen46624@... wrote:
far, from Madame Hooch, the Quidditch coach:
Place your hand over your pants and say "UP!"
Nancy (and Alex, who's run away with this concept)
--
"It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our
abilities."
-- Albus Dumbledore
(or our pants <g>)
> Seven Poops for Seven BrothersMy son has moved on from Star Wars Pants to Harry Potter Pants; our fave so
far, from Madame Hooch, the Quidditch coach:
Place your hand over your pants and say "UP!"
Nancy (and Alex, who's run away with this concept)
--
"It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our
abilities."
-- Albus Dumbledore
(or our pants <g>)
Nancy Wooton
on 9/17/02 6:43 PM, Nancy Wooton at ikonstitcher@... wrote:
"Put your right hand over your pants and say "Up!"
Right hand is funnier.
Nancy
> on 9/17/02 1:50 PM, Bill and Diane at cen46624@... wrote:Sigh. correction:
>
>> Seven Poops for Seven Brothers
>
> My son has moved on from Star Wars Pants to Harry Potter Pants; our fave so
> far, from Madame Hooch, the Quidditch coach:
>
> Place your hand over your pants and say "UP!"
>
> Nancy (and Alex, who's run away with this concept)
>
"Put your right hand over your pants and say "Up!"
Right hand is funnier.
Nancy
Meghan Anderson
--- In AlwaysLearning@y..., Nancy Wooton <ikonstitcher@c...>
wrote:
Meghan
wrote:
> My son has moved on from Star Wars Pants to Harry PotterPants; our fave so
> far, from Madame Hooch, the Quidditch coach:ROTFL!! This is a great one!
>
> Place your hand over your pants and say "UP!"
>
> Nancy (and Alex, who's run away with this concept)
Meghan
Liza Sabater
>(Alex is playing Rogue Leader when he ought to be doing his Saxon. I shallHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SNORT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA
>have to beat him.)
>
snif, sigh, tee hee hee,
Liza
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Nancy Wooton
on 9/17/02 1:50 PM, Bill and Diane at cen46624@... wrote:
Alex has more Star Wars ones:
Don't worry, my friend's down there -- He'll have those pants down in time!
Pull up, all pants, pull up!!
Use your tow cables! It might be the only chance we have of bringing down
those pants!
(Alex is playing Rogue Leader when he ought to be doing his Saxon. I shall
have to beat him.)
Nancy
> Seven Poops for Seven BrothersY'know, "Seven Brides for Seven Poops" is funnier.... ;-)
Alex has more Star Wars ones:
Don't worry, my friend's down there -- He'll have those pants down in time!
Pull up, all pants, pull up!!
Use your tow cables! It might be the only chance we have of bringing down
those pants!
(Alex is playing Rogue Leader when he ought to be doing his Saxon. I shall
have to beat him.)
Nancy
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In a message dated 9/19/02 10:37:48 PM, liza@... writes:
<< >(Alex is playing Rogue Leader when he ought to be doing his Saxon. I
shall
Pretty impressive!!
<< >(Alex is playing Rogue Leader when he ought to be doing his Saxon. I
shall
>have to beat him.) >>You can beat your kid at Rogue Leader! ?
Pretty impressive!!
Nancy Wooton
on 9/20/02 9:35 AM, SandraDodd@... at SandraDodd@... wrote:
Actually, he won't let me near the GameCube without ridiculing and shaming
me. I'll be videogame-deficient for life, and it's all my (home)school's
fault! My kids won't even let me hold the cable remote or use the vcr or
dvd player. I've never had enough time to fool with them to learn how;
every time we need to record or play something, they grab the remote from
me. I just hand it over now.
When Alex teased me about my utter absence of video game skills, I kidded
him about being HRD -- Horseback Riding Deficient. He said "But I'm not
interested in horses!" Point to mom. <g> My interest in video gaming
extends to watching the others play and congratulating them appropriately.
Nancy
--
Time and trouble will tame an advanced young woman, but an advanced old
woman is uncontrollable by any earthly force.
- - Dorothy L. Sayers
> << >(Alex is playing Rogue Leader when he ought to be doing his Saxon. II find your lack of pants disturbing.
> shall
>> have to beat him.) >>
>
> You can beat your kid at Rogue Leader! ?
> Pretty impressive!!
Actually, he won't let me near the GameCube without ridiculing and shaming
me. I'll be videogame-deficient for life, and it's all my (home)school's
fault! My kids won't even let me hold the cable remote or use the vcr or
dvd player. I've never had enough time to fool with them to learn how;
every time we need to record or play something, they grab the remote from
me. I just hand it over now.
When Alex teased me about my utter absence of video game skills, I kidded
him about being HRD -- Horseback Riding Deficient. He said "But I'm not
interested in horses!" Point to mom. <g> My interest in video gaming
extends to watching the others play and congratulating them appropriately.
Nancy
--
Time and trouble will tame an advanced young woman, but an advanced old
woman is uncontrollable by any earthly force.
- - Dorothy L. Sayers
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In a message dated 9/20/02 11:30:51 AM, ikonstitcher@... writes:
<< I find your lack of pants disturbing. >>
Oh HUH!
Well...
Here are the DVDs I have rented and should watch so I can send them back:
Beyond Enemy Poop
The Royal Poops
Pooplander
and earlier this week, being in bed, I have watched
Pooply Ballroom (or Strictly Poop)
Dave (which has nothing to add Poop to)
Peacekeeper (ditto)
Stargate (boring)
Armageddon
And I am getting bored.
Today I walked on my foot the right way for the first time in a week and a
half. I rolled from my heel to my toes (not every time, but sometimes). I
went up stairs with one foot on each stair instead of both feet and crutches
on each stair.
So I guess that means I can take myself to Walgreen's (because my van is an
automatic) and buy a cane with a good rubber foot, and I can take myself to
Hollywood video and rent some more movies.
La.
Sandra
<< I find your lack of pants disturbing. >>
Oh HUH!
Well...
Here are the DVDs I have rented and should watch so I can send them back:
Beyond Enemy Poop
The Royal Poops
Pooplander
and earlier this week, being in bed, I have watched
Pooply Ballroom (or Strictly Poop)
Dave (which has nothing to add Poop to)
Peacekeeper (ditto)
Stargate (boring)
Armageddon
And I am getting bored.
Today I walked on my foot the right way for the first time in a week and a
half. I rolled from my heel to my toes (not every time, but sometimes). I
went up stairs with one foot on each stair instead of both feet and crutches
on each stair.
So I guess that means I can take myself to Walgreen's (because my van is an
automatic) and buy a cane with a good rubber foot, and I can take myself to
Hollywood video and rent some more movies.
La.
Sandra
Liza Sabater
>Peacekeeper (ditto)Poopkeeper?
>Stargate (boring)Poopgate?
>ArmageddonArmapoopddon?
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