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In a message dated 9/5/2002 1:33:54 PM Eastern Standard Time,
[email protected] writes:


> Janene is completely naked, unless you count the marker
> all over her body and face. The only thing I said "please don't draw on
> your vulva." She's four and she drew a circle around her belly button
> then a square around that. She said "mom, look I drew a square." I
> said "how do you know it's a square?" She said "Because it has four
> corners and four sides." I have no idea where she got that, but she's
> right. It's a very nice square. Remind me to take a picture of her
> masterpiece before we wash her tomorrow.
>

I just cracked up on this one. I think "Please don't draw on your vulva,"
falls in there with "No, you CAN'T get the broccoli, you already chose the
Cap'n Crunch for your treat" in the Things We Never Dreamed We'd Be Saying to
Our Kids Department.

Kathryn


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