Julie Stauffer

Dh and I laugh about things that the kids say to us that we never thought
we'd hear. Perhaps y'all do too.

The all time winners so far at our house:

"Look, mom, she let's me touch her teats!!!"
----Zach (8) who is training his dairy goat for handling during
milking

"Mom, could you pick up his testicles? They fell off."
----Adriane (11) whose goat was recently castrated

"This is the worstest day I never had"
-----Marsie (5), the drama queen

"Do you want a piece of me?"
----Danny (3) when told that he needed to not stand up in the
shopping cart

"I'm not stupid, I'm not stupid, I'm not stupid" (in a sing-song mantra at
the top of her voice off and on for days)
-----Michelle (2) who had apparently been told she was

Julie