Karen

OK, people, we're all wrong. I knew it had to be out there somewhere:

<<Buttercup: You mock my pain!

Dread Pirate Roberts: Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is
selling something.>>

From http://www.tough.net/eempje/princess.htm


> We can't remember the come-back! Help!
> Carolyn

>> "Princess" gave me my favorite come-back to my
kids' whine, "It's
not
>> FAIR!"

>Karen got it:

>"Life's not fair, Princess, and anyone who tells you
>differently is trying to sell something."

Actually, I think it's "Life's not fair, Highness,
anyone who tells you differently is selling
something."

But that is just my memory for dialogue. The other
answer was close enough.

Nanci K.



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> Dread Pirate Roberts: Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says
> differently is
> selling something.>>

That's not the Dread Pirate Roberts that's my mother!
"If it doesn't hurt, it isn't real."

Deb L