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In a message dated 1/30/02 7:38:42 PM, Felicitas@... writes:

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My other favorite T-shirt vendor is Landover Baptist Church (online parody -
snerk!) http://www.landoverbaptist.org/store.html
You can get one that reads "unsaved" in huge letters :-) Or "I've got a
heart on for Jesus," "Get your ass to church," "Hellbound Liberal," and, of
course, "homeskooled." Oh, and don't forget "Love the Sinner, Hate their
Clothes." <ggg>-=-

For those who might have been offended by the foregoing paragraph, don't go
to the next site [repeat warning--the following site is not for the easily
offended]:

http://www.thekumara.com/religion/religion.html

Density Church (out of New Zealand)

Some people look at the site and don't know it's a parody. Even, I guess,
when they come to the "e-mail Jesus" link.

Sample:

Pastor Brian Tamariki Demands
Flat-Earthism be Taught in Schools
Pastor Brian Tamariki of Density Christian Life Community Fellowship issued a
demand to the Minister of Education that the "Science of Flat-Earthism, as
taught by the Bible, should be taught in all Secondary School science classes
in New Zealand"...


Pastor Urges Return to Biblical Morality: "Let's Bring Back Slavery!"
Pastor Brian Tamariki, of Auckland's Density Christian Life Community
Fellowship, is leading a campaign to bring back Slavery...


All the quotes are for real (the Biblical citations, I mean), and the
question/answer section is a hoot. Whether to wear boxers or briefs--all
Biblically sound theology.

Sandra