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In a message dated 1/20/02 10:10:11 AM, fetteroll@... writes:

<< People have
"experienced" abduction by aliens, Big Foot and the Loch Ness Monster. >>

The Loch Ness Monster has ABDUCTED people!??
I am NOT going to Scotland.

And have you thought about this? Who cloned sheep? The Scots.
After centuries of having the reputation for buggering sheep and not getting
any offspring, they've bypassed that stage and are creating their own
sheep-offspring the direct way.

Sandra

meghan anderson

<<<<The Loch Ness Monster has ABDUCTED people!??
I am NOT going to Scotland.

Sandra>>>>

LOL!! Never heard that one! Was that in News of the
World, Enquirer, or some other such rag <g>.

Meghan



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In a message dated 1/20/02 11:51:46 PM Mountain Standard Time,
moonmeghan@... writes:


> LOL!! Never heard that one! Was that in News of the
> World, Enquirer, or some other such rag <g>.
>

It was a grammatical glitch right on this list, but I jumped and ran with it
so I could tie back in to sheep.


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Shyrley

meghan anderson wrote:

> <<<<The Loch Ness Monster has ABDUCTED people!??
> I am NOT going to Scotland.
>
> Sandra>>>>
>
> LOL!! Never heard that one! Was that in News of the
> World, Enquirer, or some other such rag <g>.
>
> Meghan
>
>

When I was younger and much more drunk, me and some friends paddled and
swam in Loch Ness. It was very cold and sadly, no monster.

Shyrley the Alien


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Fetteroll

on 1/20/02 2:40 PM, SandraDodd@... at SandraDodd@... wrote:

> In a message dated 1/20/02 10:10:11 AM, fetteroll@... writes:
>
> << People have
> "experienced" abduction by aliens, Big Foot and the Loch Ness Monster. >>
>
> The Loch Ness Monster has ABDUCTED people!??
> I am NOT going to Scotland.

Not that I know of but you can buy an insurance policy to compensate you if
it does happen. The Nessie-Safe Aquatics All Risks Insurance is only £260
and insures you for £1,000,000. They will also insure against alien
abduction or impregnation with their ET Safe Alien All Risks Insurance. They
will also insure against virgins births.

http://www.worldofthestrange.com/Archives/062501.htm

Though they are real insurance policies, they say half are bought as jokes.
(Of course that means half aren't!) It's rather significant that they
haven't paid out on any yet.

Joyce


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meghan anderson

<<<<> LOL!! Never heard that one! Was that in News of
the
> World, Enquirer, or some other such rag <g>.
>

It was a grammatical glitch right on this list, but I
jumped and ran
with it
so I could tie back in to sheep.>>>>

Yes, I got that. I meant it to be sarcastic, but I
always forget that sarcasm doesn't translate very well
via internet communications <g>.

Meghan :-)

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meghan anderson

<<<<When I was younger and much more drunk, me and
some friends paddled and
swam in Loch Ness. It was very cold and sadly, no
monster.

Shyrley the Alien>>>>

Hey Shyrley,
Chris (my ex) drove his moped up to Scotland when he
was 16 to look for Nessie. Needless to say, he didn't
have any luck in locating the great beastie, but he
had a great time trying!

Meghan

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meghan anderson wrote:

> <<<<When I was younger and much more drunk, me and
> some friends paddled and
> swam in Loch Ness. It was very cold and sadly, no
> monster.
>
> Shyrley the Alien>>>>
>
> Hey Shyrley,
> Chris (my ex) drove his moped up to Scotland when he
> was 16 to look for Nessie. Needless to say, he didn't
> have any luck in locating the great beastie, but he
> had a great time trying!
>
> Meghan
>

And we'll never find it now. Kevin Carlyon, self named King of the
Witches (ahem....also known as King Kev that idiot in the red frock) has
cast a spell to insure that nessie is never found.
Now I bet thats a weight off everyone's mind :)

Shyrley


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In a message dated 1/22/02 7:40:13 AM, shyrley@... writes:

<< And we'll never find it now. Kevin Carlyon, self named King of the
Witches (ahem....also known as King Kev that idiot in the red frock) has
cast a spell to insure that nessie is never found.
Now I bet thats a weight off everyone's mind :) >>

Well that was a nice thing for him to do. Poor monster, being hunted and
spied on. And how environmentally responsible of him to cut down on traffic
in that area.

I wonder what his next project will be? Maybe he could magically keep anyone
in Scotland from using drugs. That would be nice and environmentally sound
too. Maybe he could put a spell on some roundabouts so nobody would have an
accident.

Sandra