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I thought you all might appreciate this wordplay. :o)
~Mary

>>Each year the Washington Post's Style Invitational asks readers to take
>>any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing
>>one letter and supply a new definition.>>
>
>Here are the 2001 winners
>
>Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which
>lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
>
>Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
>
>Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the
>purpose of getting laid.
>
>Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
>
>Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit
>and the person who doesn't get it.
>
>Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you
>are running late.
>
>Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
>
>Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (this one got
>extra credit)
>
>Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending
>off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like,
>the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
>
>Glibido: All talk and no action.
>
>Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem
>smarter when they come at you rapidly.
>
>And, the pick of the literature:
>
>Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
>(Anyone you know?)




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> I thought you all might appreciate this wordplay. :o)
> ~Mary

LOL. I loved this Mary, thank you.
We do this in my family, make up new words. Dylan was reading today and
I asked if he wanted to come to the store with me, he said "can you wait
a few minutes 'til I'm disenpaged?"

Deb L