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Alright, now you've got me going with poop memories.....
Like the time we were in downtown Portland and 3y.o. ds had to poo RIGHT NOW
and there wasn't a business open nearby or a bathroom in sight.
He ended up squatting over a paper sack right there on the sidewalk....such
fun.

Or the time my baby brother was pestering me with these teeny little plastic
balls by rolling them under my feet while I was doing dishes. I warned him
that I would eat it if he didn't stop, which he didn't of course. I faked
eating it and he came unglued, screaming and crying for it back. I said there
was only one way to get it back and if he would wait a sec, I really had to
go poop. I scooped up a smidgin of lentils (left from dinner) on my way back
to the bathroom and while in there, squashed them all over the little ball.
You should have seen the horror on his face when I tried to hand it to him!!
Not as good as the totall meltdown he had when I licked it off though.
He never touched that particular ball again.
Ok, now you know I do indeed have a sick side to my humor. Buy hey, I was
only 13 (and probably a lot funnier than I am now).
Poop can be funny....you're right.
Ren

Sharon Rudd

I told you 13 is awfull!!! Ha, that WAS really
funny. I do remember trying to conceal that I (as the
parent) actually thought the mean sruff the kids
thought of wasn't actually funny. Sometimes mean
really is hysterical. As long as you are not the
but(t) of the joke.

Sharon of the Swamp


--- starsuncloud@... wrote:
> Alright, now you've got me going with poop
> memories.....
> Like the time we were in downtown Portland and 3y.o.
> ds had to poo RIGHT NOW
> and there wasn't a business open nearby or a
> bathroom in sight.
> He ended up squatting over a paper sack right there
> on the sidewalk....such
> fun.
>
> Or the time my baby brother was pestering me with
> these teeny little plastic
> balls by rolling them under my feet while I was
> doing dishes. I warned him
> that I would eat it if he didn't stop, which he
> didn't of course. I faked
> eating it and he came unglued, screaming and crying
> for it back. I said there
> was only one way to get it back and if he would wait
> a sec, I really had to
> go poop. I scooped up a smidgin of lentils (left
> from dinner) on my way back
> to the bathroom and while in there, squashed them
> all over the little ball.
> You should have seen the horror on his face when I
> tried to hand it to him!!
> Not as good as the totall meltdown he had when I
> licked it off though.
> He never touched that particular ball again.
> Ok, now you know I do indeed have a sick side to my
> humor. Buy hey, I was
> only 13 (and probably a lot funnier than I am now).
> Poop can be funny....you're right.
> Ren
>


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