Retta

Yesterday my 10 you dd and I took our walk through the cemetary as usual (she rollerblades.) She found a cool, long walking stick. When we came upon a tree with a hole in it, she stuck the stick in wondering what we'd find. I had a horrible vision of an angry squirrel flying out and biting one of us. She found nothing, so I took the stick and pushed it down into the hole. When we pulled it out it was covered with soft, gooey shit! What's up with that???

Retta


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Nancy Wooton

on 10/17/03 7:08 AM, Retta at rettafontana@... wrote:

> Yesterday my 10 you dd and I took our walk through the cemetary as usual (she
> rollerblades.) She found a cool, long walking stick. When we came upon a
> tree with a hole in it, she stuck the stick in wondering what we'd find. I
> had a horrible vision of an angry squirrel flying out and biting one of us.
> She found nothing, so I took the stick and pushed it down into the hole. When
> we pulled it out it was covered with soft, gooey shit! What's up with that???
>
> Retta

You found the Secret Squirrel Toilet? (Or did you mean sh*t
euphemistically, not literally?)

nancy

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In a message dated 10/17/03 8:10:17 AM, rettafontana@... writes:

<< When we pulled it out it was covered with soft, gooey shit! >>

Do you mean "shit" literally?
Or "stuff"?

Honey is the happiest answer.

Decomposed squirrels is the grossest answer.

Tree sap? Maybe the tree's bleeding internally into a hole?

Do you know what kind of a tree it was?

Sandra

Retta

"In a message dated 10/17/03 8:10:17 AM, rettafontana@... writes:

<< When we pulled it out it was covered with soft, gooey shit! >>

Do you mean "shit" literally?
Or "stuff"?

Honey is the happiest answer.

Decomposed squirrels is the grossest answer.

Tree sap? Maybe the tree's bleeding internally into a hole?

Do you know what kind of a tree it was?

Sandra"


I literally mean shit. I'm thinking back now to the bark and it seems to me it might have been maple. Wouldn't squirrel nuggets be solid, like rabbit nuggets?

Retta


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In a message dated 10/17/2003 1:37:06 PM Mountain Daylight Time,
rettafontana@... writes:
=\=I literally mean shit. I'm thinking back now to the bark and it seems to
me it might have been maple. Wouldn't squirrel nuggets be solid, like rabbit
nuggets?=\=
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I'm on Kirby's computer with the evil 9.0 aol, so my last post might've been
dopey on the quotations--sorry.

If squirrel poo dissolved in sap of some sort, it would be like... y'know...
what you said.

Kind of like a turd in the lemonade. All becomes poo.

Sandra


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Nancy Wooton

on 10/17/03 12:35 PM, Retta at rettafontana@... wrote:

> "In a message dated 10/17/03 8:10:17 AM, rettafontana@... writes:
>
> << When we pulled it out it was covered with soft, gooey shit! >>
>
> Do you mean "shit" literally?
> Or "stuff"?
>
> Honey is the happiest answer.
>
> Decomposed squirrels is the grossest answer.
>
> Tree sap? Maybe the tree's bleeding internally into a hole?
>
> Do you know what kind of a tree it was?
>
> Sandra"
>
>
> I literally mean shit. I'm thinking back now to the bark and it seems to me
> it might have been maple. Wouldn't squirrel nuggets be solid, like rabbit
> nuggets?
>
> Retta
>

Ground squirrels make raisinets, similar to but smaller than rat raisins.
Mice make rice (very, very brown rice). I'm not sure what maple-tree
squirrels leave in their holes.

Do you often use the term "nuggets" when describing excrement? When my dd
was in diapers, I coined "Baby McNuggets" for the solider waste found there;
it was the best deterrent to eating at McDonald's....

Nancy, a tad loopy from celebrating her 22nd wedding anniversary (hubs is
playing Soul Calibur with male offspring-unit, and getting his butt kicked)
Nancy

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In a message dated 10/18/03 01:00:24 AM Central Daylight Time,
ikonstitcher@... writes:
Nancy, a tad loopy from celebrating her 22nd wedding anniversary (hubs is
playing Soul Calibur with male offspring-unit, and getting his butt kicked)
Nancy
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Happy Anniversary Nancy and hubby!

~Nancy


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