Pam Hartley

... that husbands always forget to tell you their inlaws are coming over on
the very day that the cat litter box is starting to get pretty ripe and the
children are still in their underwear at 1 p.m. and it's the day that you
swore you were going to get caught up on the housework but haven't yet and
of course two days ago your children were given 17,456,732 old and wonderful
Barbie outfits which are strewn across the length and breadth of your living
room like there was some kind of spectacular Mattel-sponsored orgy held
there just the night before?

I just want to know why. Three days ago, the house was actually clean, and I
do believe I had even brushed my teeth before 11 a.m. Why not then?

Pam

Pam Hartley

> ... that husbands always forget to tell you their inlaws

MY inlaws. His parents. Freudian slip, no doubt -- I'd happily adopt his
father but my step-mother-in-law I can definitely do without these days.

Pam

Kathleen and David Gehrke

LOL Pam, Perhaps so we can breath deeply and get Zen
with life as it is.. Today Culligan man shows up to
test water and set up system so our water does not
stink.. I have six different art and science projects
going on in the middle of the living room/ dining
area. I have four bags of clothes by the front door,
not all in the bags, to go to Good Will. The fish tank
has peanut butter and jelly all over the outside
thanks to the three year old and brunch dishes are in
the midst of being done.. I did my deepest breath and
asked if he would mind explaining to all of us the
tests he was doing and what everything meant. I got to
practice acting as if my house was looking good.I hate
that for me sometimes it is a reflection on who I am..
It is my house..
Did you thank hubby later???
Kathleen
--- Pam Hartley <pamhartley@...> wrote:
> ... that husbands always forget to tell you their
> inlaws are coming over on
> the very day that the cat litter box is starting to
> get pretty ripe and the
> children are still in their underwear at 1 p.m. and
> it's the day that you
> swore you were going to get caught up on the
> housework but haven't yet and
> of course two days ago your children were given
> 17,456,732 old and wonderful
> Barbie outfits which are strewn across the length
> and breadth of your living
> room like there was some kind of spectacular
> Mattel-sponsored orgy held
> there just the night before?
>
> I just want to know why. Three days ago, the house
> was actually clean, and I
> do believe I had even brushed my teeth before 11
> a.m. Why not then?
>
> Pam
>


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In a message dated 7/15/03 8:26:19 PM Pacific Daylight Time,
ynxn96@... writes:

> It is the same as how whenever a mom with young children lies down and is
> completely horizontal a child cries and how whenever she sits on the toilet
> the
> phone rings. Never fails... HeidiC
>
>

Or when you finally make a call to a friend you said you'd call right back,
weeks ago, and suddenly everyone needs you, including the dogs and cats.

Rhonda - whose DH always needs attention when she reads a book or gets
online!



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BADOLBILZ

It is the same as how whenever a mom with young children lies down and is
completely horizontal a child cries and how whenever she sits on the toilet the
phone rings. Never fails... HeidiC

Pam Hartley wrote:

> .... that husbands always forget to tell you their inlaws are coming over on
> the very day that the cat litter box is starting to get pretty ripe and the
> children are still in their underwear at 1 p.m. and it's the day that you
> swore you were going to get caught up on the housework but haven't yet and
> of course two days ago your children were given 17,456,732 old and wonderful
> Barbie outfits which are strewn across the length and breadth of your living
> room like there was some kind of spectacular Mattel-sponsored orgy held
> there just the night before?
>
> I just want to know why. Three days ago, the house was actually clean, and I
> do believe I had even brushed my teeth before 11 a.m. Why not then?
>
> Pam
>
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Pam... you described my worst nightmare!!
I feel for you! Thanks for the laugh on the description of Barbie carnage! lol
Shalom,
Raine
**Birds fly, fish swim, man thinks and learns.
-John Holt**

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