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Here, minus the formatting and fonts and color on names and such,
are the certificates I'm working on to print on special paper and trim and
roll and tie and put in Christmas stockings. Thanks for the idea!!!




This certificate entitles


Martin Alexander Dodd


to create one special holiday to be celebrated each year in his own honor.

The holiday will be recognized by members of the immediate family and perhaps
a few others,
but we probably can’t get it on national calendars.

Pick it, name it, and it’s yours.


On behalf of not too many other people,




Mom
(a.k.a. Sandra Dodd)

Christmas, 2001









Especially for Kirby Dodd from his parents:


One day of your choosing will be celebrated each year as “Kirby Day”
(in addition to your birthday, which won’t change) if you want.
Pick a good day and you get special privileges on that day each year,
including but not limited to: picking special foods, riding shotgun,
and choosing some activity with family or friends.


For Real,



Mom

Christmas, 2001



A gift for

Holly Lynn Dodd


Pick a day to be Holly Day and it will be Holly Day every year.
(You can name it something different if you want to.)

Love,



Mom

Christmas, 2001

Fetteroll

Do you know you produce about 7 pounds of poop a day and 1 gallon of methane
gas?

Have you ever pondered the different types of poop like the GHOST POOPIE:
The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the
toilet.

Well the perfect place to find out more is:

Plumbing World's Poop Page
http://www.plumbingworld.com/pooppage.html

Anonymous Fetteroll


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KT

> Do you know you produce about 7 pounds of poop a day and 1 gallon of
> methane
> gas?


Nu-uh! No way! Not me!!

Don't tell my sons that. I'll never hear the end of it!

Karen

Susan Bundlie

Have you ever tried substituting one of the words in a movie title with the
word "poop"? Some friends of ours introduced this to us last week. When I
tried explaining it to another friend, she totally failed to find it
humorous. Apologies in advance to anyone like her...

Examples:

Lord of the Poops
Planet of the Poops
The Sound of Poop
Monty Python and the Holy Poop

Susan

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In a message dated 12/26/01 2:25:09 PM, strandbe@... writes:

<< Have you ever tried substituting one of the words in a movie title with the
word "poop"? Some friends of ours introduced this to us last week. When I
tried explaining it to another friend, she totally failed to find it
humorous. Apologies in advance to anyone like her...
>>

This would be me....

I don't understand the easter egg rabbit turd game, or this. It's not that
I'm offended by it -- I just find my eyes rolling at it. I guess I'm humor
impaired. I didn't find the penguin belching during 12 Days of Cincinnati
Christmas at the Symphony Holiday Fest funny either. I don't get bathroom
humor -- it's reminiscent of shy classroom sniggering over things which
children teased each other about. I didn't like Shrek. What passes for
humor on network television just makes my teeth hurt.

For me, humor is a matter of wittiness. I think most Dave Barry columns are
hysterical (well, except for the bathroom humor ones ;-) ). I liked Calvin
and Hobbes and Bloom County. I love repartee. A favorite cartoon is the
George Booth old lady reading ingredient lists on supermarket items,
shrieking, "Artificial THIS! Artificial THAT!" and throwing items over her
shoulder while the store manager is hopping up and down in the background.
*shrugs*

Sharon, the culturally out of synch

Joylyn

I can understand why some kids like bathroom
humor, but I don't get it myself either.

I like puns, sophisticated plays on words,
and humor that requires some thought, so that
hours, weeks, months later you crack up
laughing. I don't watch sitcoms either,
because most of the humor is at the expense
of another human, which I don't understand.
I don't find it funny to watch men get hit in
the testicles, or to watch people fall down
(funniest home videos).


Joylyn

sharonve@... wrote:

> In a message dated 12/26/01 2:25:09 PM,
> strandbe@... writes:
>
> << Have you ever tried substituting one of
> the words in a movie title with the
> word "poop"? Some friends of ours
> introduced this to us last week. When I
> tried explaining it to another friend, she
> totally failed to find it
> humorous. Apologies in advance to anyone
> like her...
> >>
>
> This would be me....
>
> I don't understand the easter egg rabbit
> turd game, or this. It's not that
> I'm offended by it -- I just find my eyes
> rolling at it. I guess I'm humor
> impaired. I didn't find the penguin
> belching during 12 Days of Cincinnati
> Christmas at the Symphony Holiday Fest
> funny either. I don't get bathroom
> humor -- it's reminiscent of shy classroom
> sniggering over things which
> children teased each other about. I didn't
> like Shrek. What passes for
> humor on network television just makes my
> teeth hurt.
>
> For me, humor is a matter of wittiness. I
> think most Dave Barry columns are
> hysterical (well, except for the bathroom
> humor ones ;-) ). I liked Calvin
> and Hobbes and Bloom County. I love
> repartee. A favorite cartoon is the
> George Booth old lady reading ingredient
> lists on supermarket items,
> shrieking, "Artificial THIS! Artificial
> THAT!" and throwing items over her
> shoulder while the store manager is hopping
> up and down in the background.
> *shrugs*
>
> Sharon, the culturally out of synch
>
>
>
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Joylyn

on th eother hand, as I answer my own post,
as a child my parents had few rules on our
use of language, (we were never told not to
use "4 letter words" but were instead given
accurate definitions and we discussed how
others might view us if we used them, etc.)
but bathroom humor wasn't allowed. We
ignored toots (passing gas), etc. as if they
hadn't happened. My own kids and I, well, we
discuss it, sometimes humorously. To ignore
it is silly--sometimes it's really not
ignorable. I think that if I let my kids
laugh at their own toots, burps, etc. now,
then maybe they won't need to when they are
older? OK, I just contradicted myself, I
don't need bathroom humor and I wasn't
allowed it as a child. I don't know, I guess
I just don't care. But to be honest, both my
kids show a remarkable sense of very
sophisticated humor, but I guess we do lower
ourselves (sic) to bathroom humor
occassionally.

I do worry about Janene saying to some
stranger "what, you drinking BEER these
days!" or something simiilar.

Joylyn, rambling during a boring day at
work...

Joylyn wrote:

> I can understand why some kids like
> bathroom
> humor, but I don't get it myself either.
>
> I like puns, sophisticated plays on words,
> and humor that requires some thought, so
> that
> hours, weeks, months later you crack up
> laughing. I don't watch sitcoms either,
> because most of the humor is at the expense
>
> of another human, which I don't understand.
>
> I don't find it funny to watch men get hit
> in
> the testicles, or to watch people fall down
>
> (funniest home videos).
>
>
> Joylyn
>
> sharonve@... wrote:
>
> > In a message dated 12/26/01 2:25:09 PM,
> > strandbe@... writes:
> >
> > << Have you ever tried substituting one
> of
> > the words in a movie title with the
> > word "poop"? Some friends of ours
> > introduced this to us last week. When I
> > tried explaining it to another friend,
> she
> > totally failed to find it
> > humorous. Apologies in advance to anyone
> > like her...
> > >>
> >
> > This would be me....
> >
> > I don't understand the easter egg rabbit
> > turd game, or this. It's not that
> > I'm offended by it -- I just find my eyes
>
> > rolling at it. I guess I'm humor
> > impaired. I didn't find the penguin
> > belching during 12 Days of Cincinnati
> > Christmas at the Symphony Holiday Fest
> > funny either. I don't get bathroom
> > humor -- it's reminiscent of shy
> classroom
> > sniggering over things which
> > children teased each other about. I
> didn't
> > like Shrek. What passes for
> > humor on network television just makes my
>
> > teeth hurt.
> >
> > For me, humor is a matter of wittiness.
> I
> > think most Dave Barry columns are
> > hysterical (well, except for the bathroom
>
> > humor ones ;-) ). I liked Calvin
> > and Hobbes and Bloom County. I love
> > repartee. A favorite cartoon is the
> > George Booth old lady reading ingredient
> > lists on supermarket items,
> > shrieking, "Artificial THIS! Artificial
> > THAT!" and throwing items over her
> > shoulder while the store manager is
> hopping
> > up and down in the background.
> > *shrugs*
> >
> > Sharon, the culturally out of synch
> >
> >
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Sharon Rudd

"Oww do 'yu tell which 'on is tha King"

"Ees ther 'on that 'asn't got shit all over 'im"

My boys have always found that line funny.....even as
small children.

One of Roy's (8) favorite toys is a "whoopie cushion".
It makes rude noises similar to the air escaping from
a balloon.

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When my mom was here visiting a month ago, we went to a learning store and she offered to buy them something. They looked around and found "noise putty". I'm sure she thought it was like playdough or something - she didn't look at it too closely. It's this gloopy glob inside a plastic container and when you push your fingers in it, it makes very realistic fart noises.

On the ride home and they were making these noises and laughing and giggling. My mom said she was sorry that she bought those for them and asked them to stop making those rude noises. I thought it was pretty funny, myself, and wished she could lighten up a bit and let them have their fun. The more she was bothered by it, even through the days left of her visit, the more they wanted to do it. I was also telling them not to upset Grandma that way. She finally threatened to take it away if they wouldn't stop, so they finally did stop.

Come to think of it, it has been sitting in their room unopened since then. I guess all the fun is gone now.
I let them have their bathroom humor because they do seem to enjoy it so.

Karin
mom to Ben (10) and Jonny (8)




>One of Roy's (8) favorite toys is a "whoopie cushion".
>It makes rude noises similar to the air escaping from
>a balloon.

>Sharon of the Swamp


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Joylyn

And I bet that if she hadn't of said a word,
they would have tired of it quickly.

Joylyn

Karin wrote:

> When my mom was here visiting a month ago,
> we went to a learning store and she offered
> to buy them something. They looked around
> and found "noise putty". I'm sure she
> thought it was like playdough or something
> - she didn't look at it too closely. It's
> this gloopy glob inside a plastic container
> and when you push your fingers in it, it
> makes very realistic fart noises.
>
> On the ride home and they were making these
> noises and laughing and giggling. My mom
> said she was sorry that she bought those
> for them and asked them to stop making
> those rude noises. I thought it was pretty
> funny, myself, and wished she could lighten
> up a bit and let them have their fun. The
> more she was bothered by it, even through
> the days left of her visit, the more they
> wanted to do it. I was also telling them
> not to upset Grandma that way. She finally
> threatened to take it away if they wouldn't
> stop, so they finally did stop.
>
> Come to think of it, it has been sitting in
> their room unopened since then. I guess all
> the fun is gone now.
> I let them have their bathroom humor
> because they do seem to enjoy it so.
>
> Karin
> mom to Ben (10) and Jonny (8)
>
>
>
>
> >One of Roy's (8) favorite toys is a
> "whoopie cushion".
> >It makes rude noises similar to the air
> escaping from
> >a balloon.
>
> >Sharon of the Swamp
>
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In a message dated 12/26/01 5:17:21 PM Eastern Standard Time,
sharonve@... writes:

<< I liked Calvin
and Hobbes and Bloom County. >>

Man, I loved Bloom County!! There was a series of its strips when I was a
teenager that featured a mime and I had it on my refrigerator. It cracked me
up every time I saw it!
Amy
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on 12/26/01 4:13 PM, Karin at curtkar@... wrote:

> "noise putty"

Please. The brand name, at least on the jars my dh got for the kids for
Christmas *last* year, is the far more colorful "Fart Sludge."

Nancy

Karin

Actually, I checked what the brand name was before writing.
We have the more politically correct name - "noise putty" that even fools Grandma's!

Karin



Nancy wrote:

> "noise putty"

Please. The brand name, at least on the jars my dh got for the kids for
Christmas *last* year, is the far more colorful "Fart Sludge."

Nancy


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Karin

Joylyn, I bet you are exactly right.

Karin




>And I bet that if she hadn't of said a word,
>they would have tired of it quickly.

Joylyn


Karin wrote:

> When my mom was here visiting a month ago,
> we went to a learning store and she offered
> to buy them something. They looked around
> and found "noise putty".


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The Mowery Family

> I can understand why some kids like bathroom
> humor, but I don't get it myself either.


Guilty. I think bathroom/fart/poop/burp jokes are hilarious. I about fell
out of the chair laughing when I read Joyce's original post with the link to
the poop page. Not because I found the site that funny, but never in a
million years would have expected Joyce to have visited a site like that
(Nancy or Pam H. yes, Joyce never <g>).

I have shared my love of South Park recently, from that I would think that
you would all know I like stupid humor. Maybe it was because I was the 2nd
son my father never had and he and I would have burping contests together.
Maybe it is because my best friend as a child was a boy. Who knows, but I
find excrement humor belly laughable.

Yesterday morning, Dana made up a song to the tune of "Jingle Bell Rock" and
was singing it to my mother. In it she described our morning of gifts, mom
needing her coffee and the dogs going outside to poopy and tinkle. I guess
you had to be there, but I was almost on the floor in tears from laughing,
my mother was mortified. She thought it was terrible to be singing a song
of poopy on Christmas morning, and that I was horrible for encouraging my
child by laughing.

I also like the "sophisticated" humor too, as long as I get the joke. I
think I am just an kid in an adults body.

sistakammi
favorite SNL commercial skit "Oops, I crapped my pants" or "Litter Critters"


Vanilla Poop
Saving Pvt. Poop
Little House in the Big Poop
Legally Poop
Gone with the Poop
......ok, I will stop now

Karen Matlock

OK, this reminded me of one of the favorite games my
friends and I came up with to get through church when
I was a teenager. (I'm a preacher's kid; 'nuff said).
You go through the hymnal and add the words "under the
sheets" to the end of the titles. So you have "Just As
I Am under the sheets," and "One Step At A Time under
the sheets," and "Oh, Come, All Ye Faithful..." well,
you get the drift. Of course, it's MUCH funnier when
you can't laugh; kind of the same snorting/choking
effect you get when you crack up at a funeral. You
*have* cracked up at funerals, haven't you? ;)

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on 12/26/01 4:48 PM, Karin at curtkar@... wrote:

> Actually, I checked what the brand name was before writing.
> We have the more politically correct name - "noise putty" that even fools
> Grandma's!
>
> Karin
>

I'll bet she didn't buy it at Babette Schwarz, either.

(FYI, that's a gay gift shop in the Hillcrest area of San Diego. A must-see
on any trip!)

Nancy

Nancy Wooton

on 12/26/01 9:11 PM, The Mowery Family at jkkddmowery@... wrote:

> Not because I found the site that funny, but never in a
> million years would have expected Joyce to have visited a site like that
> (Nancy or Pam H. yes, Joyce never <g>).
>
Oh, my. I don't know whether to be insulted or not.

> I have shared my love of South Park recently, from that I would think that
> you would all know I like stupid humor.

Mr Hanky, the Christmas poo...

I got a Tweak doll for Christmas; you pull his cord and he shakes :-) At
least I didn't get the Mr Hanky, who says "Howdy Ho" and other famous lines
when you pull his string.

Nancy


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Pam Hartley

LOL, I missed the reference to myself the first time around.

Pam, not a huge fan of bathroom humor, but likes things equally, er,
questionable. <g>

----------
From: Nancy Wooton <Felicitas@...>
To: <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: [AlwaysLearning] Poop
Date: Wed, Dec 26, 2001, 10:00 PM


> Not because I found the site that funny, but never in a
> million years would have expected Joyce to have visited a site like that
> (Nancy or Pam H. yes, Joyce never <g>).
>
Oh, my. I don't know whether to be insulted or not.



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Cindy

Karen Matlock wrote:
>
> OK, this reminded me of one of the favorite games my
> friends and I came up with to get through church when
> I was a teenager. (I'm a preacher's kid; 'nuff said).
> You go through the hymnal and add the words "under the
> sheets" to the end of the titles. So you have "Just As
> I Am under the sheets," and "One Step At A Time under
> the sheets," and "Oh, Come, All Ye Faithful..." well,
> you get the drift.
>
We do something similar with fortunes from fortune cookies.
We add "in between the sheets" to the end of each fortune.
You can get some good ones that way!

--

Cindy Ferguson
crma@...

zenmomma *

>>"Oh, Come, All Ye Faithful..." well,
>you get the drift.>>

We did something like this, only we didn't bother with "between the sheets".
We thought "Oh, COME, All Ye Faithful" was just hilarious. As was "Crist is
COMING, Praise the Lord!" What can I say, we were 12.

>>Of course, it's MUCH funnier when
>you can't laugh; kind of the same snorting/choking
>effect you get when you crack up at a funeral. You
>*have* cracked up at funerals, haven't you? ;)>>

We cracked jokes at my brothers' funerals. (Inbetween the tears.) It's
totally necessary. And it became a challenge to see if we could get mom to
laugh. :o) Before I had kids I worked for a life insurance company
investigating death claims. You should have heard the gallows humor there.
It keeps you sane.

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> Of course, it's MUCH funnier when
> you can't laugh; kind of the same snorting/choking
> effect you get when you crack up at a funeral. You
> *have* cracked up at funerals, haven't you? ;)

With out a doubt, the single funniest television show I have ever viewed is
the Mary Tyler Moore show where Chuckles the Clown has died.

Everyone is very serious about this event until each character starts
repeating Chuckles' mantra very somber:

A little song
A little dance
A little seltzer down your pants

At which they have a tension reliving laugh. Of course Mary is appalled by
this reaction until she is speaking at the funeral service...

That is situation comedy at it finest.

-Dan Vilter

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In a message dated 12/26/01 10:15:59 PM, jkkddmowery@... writes:

<< Little House in the Big Poop
Legally Poop
Gone with the Poop >>

THOSE ARE GOOD!

The first time I saw just a part of "Mr. Hankie the Christmas Poo" (I did not
replace any word with "Poo," that's the original) I didn't think it was
funny. But when I knew the characters better and saw the whole episode
through it's deeply, disturbingly funny. South Park makes fun of the depths
of teacher/student/parent/child/neighbor relations, the psychology we're all
taught about them (even when it's transparently untrue, but we keep acting on
it), on Jewish/Christian relationships, on political correctness,
international relations, what kids know about sex even though parents love to
think they know nothing,

Because we don't have cable, I see older episodes on video or DVD, or at a
friend's house, or someone brings something by. But I'm not worried about
it, because eventually I'll see all of it twice. I'm not in a hurry.

For Christmas I got the complete Monty Python's Flying Circus, on 14 DVDs, in
a box. WOW!

When I was younger I didn't get it. I thought most of it was crummy and
insipid. I did love The Holy Grail, but it's because I knew enough to get
the jokes. As years went by and I knew more about England and British TV
(which is crummy and insipid lots of times), I appreciate it more. And being
one of the first American Ali G fans (trying to force my friends to watch
"Innit" a year and a half ago, and having a translated copy of "Aiiieee," I
look at MP's Flying Circus in that light now. I used to think it was gross
that they'd dress like women so much. It's not so common in American
tradition, and when it does happen, like Geraldine (by Flip Wilson), the
woman seems more likely to be smart and strong, not dippy and confused.

But now I'm looking at skits I had never seen before and really appreciating
them, and some I had seen before and thinking "OH, now I get it. Plus
there's Terry Jones stuff (each DVD has a "meet the players" feature), and
some live-on-stage film (which Terry Jones is in, those I've seen).

For Christmas I got Marty a South Park calendar, a "Timmy and the Lords of
the Underworld" concert t-shirt (South Park joke) and a "can of Duff beer" (a
can with a removeable top containing a pack of Simpson's playing cards),
among other less controversial M.C. Escher and construction-set-type things.
And he got a high-in-the-line Leatherman and a Zelda pocket watch in his
stocking. More manly stuff this year.

I encourage toilet humor in my kids. Either they get it out of their
systems, or they become businessmen selling it to others who will never get
it out of their (ahem...) systems.

"Helen Keller, the Musical," is funny. Not a poop joke in the whole thing, I
think.

Sandra

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In a message dated 12/26/01 10:15:59 PM, jkkddmowery@... writes:

<< Little House in the Big Poop
Gone with the Poop >>

and the kid-fantasy series:

Free Poop
Fly Away Poop
Iron Poop
The Poop Diaries
The Poop Kid

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In a message dated 12/26/01 10:35:42 PM, kbmatlock@... writes:

<< So you have "Just As
I Am under the sheets," and "One Step At A Time under
the sheets," and "Oh, Come, All Ye Faithful..." well,
you get the drift. >>

The reason it's not funny to the moms and dads might be that "There is a
Fountain Filled with Blood under the sheets" or "Nothing but the Blood
under the sheets."

Revive us Again would get dad's attention again though.
and
All Things Bright and Beautiful under the sheets might remind him of his
youth.

We used to get someone to sing
Soap, soap, soap, soap in marching rhythm, over and over, on like...
C, G, A, B
C, G, A, B
(Same as the "Mick-ey-Mouse-Club" bass line on the old Mickey Mouse Club
theme song)

And when they got it going good, we would sing over it:
"What can wash away my sins?"
and at that point they would stop, mortified at their own blasphemy,
because the next line of the song is "Nothing but the Blood of JEEEEsus."

Those are good songs. I miss those songs, musically.

Keith, Holly and I went to a Sacred Harp sing on the 23rd. Sacred Harp is
one of several parallel singing-school traditions from the 18th century,
still a living tradition though, although I much prefer the 18th and 19th
century stuff to anything written lately. I noted some of the lyrics to
share with you, but will do it in a different post, as they're not about poop
or sex.

Sandra

zenmomma *

>>and the kid-fantasy series:
>
>Free Poop
>Fly Away Poop
>Iron Poop
>The Poop Diaries
>The Poop Kid>>

All right, now you've got me going.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Poop
Harry Potter And the Chamber of Poop
Harry Potter and Prisoner of Poop

and my favorite:
Harry Potter and the Poop of Fire

Done now.
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Part of the fun IS the expressions on the "offended"
adults faces and the comments they make.

When the older boys were middle-sized boys, I began to
tire of removing the scent around the toilet due to
misfires. I made targets to place the he toilet bowl
to aim at and a score sheet taped above the toilet.
They enjoyed the contest for a short while..used up
all the targets quickly, made a REAL mess. Score sheet
was ignored.

Once Huck and my Godson chased the chickens around
peeing on them (they were 5). They also all had "who
can pee the farthest" competitions. The general
consensus was that it had to do with who drank the
most liquid and had retained it the longest prior to
"go".

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.
>
> Once Huck and my Godson chased the chickens around
> peeing on them (they were 5). They also all had "who
> can pee the farthest" competitions. The general
> consensus was that it had to do with who drank the
> most liquid and had retained it the longest prior to
> "go".
>
> Sharon of the Swamp


Now that is just wrong. <bwg>

I have many skills that in the company of women or a mixed group would be
considered appalling. However, if I was a man, in a locker room - I would
be the recipient of numerous awards. I will spare the details, I wouldn't
want you all to think any worse of me <g>

sistakammi

Karin

More kid poops:

101 Poops
The Jungle Poop
Air Poop (Air Bud)

My boys would love this conversation.
I'm almost afraid to get them started. <g>

Karin




>and the kid-fantasy series:

>Free Poop
>Fly Away Poop
>Iron Poop
>The Poop Diaries
>The Poop Kid


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Karin

So, did the targets work for you at all or was the mess worse than ever?
I really need to get creative and try something!
Our boys bathroom has that lovely scent emanating from it. People who come over to our house and KNOW this fact, seek out our second bathroom which is off of our bedroom. The one our boys rarely use.

Karin
who is reminded that I need to clean the boys bathroom


Sharon wrote:

When the older boys were middle-sized boys, I began to
tire of removing the scent around the toilet due to
misfires. I made targets to place the he toilet bowl
to aim at and a score sheet taped above the toilet.
They enjoyed the contest for a short while..used up
all the targets quickly, made a REAL mess. Score sheet
was ignored.

Once Huck and my Godson chased the chickens around
peeing on them (they were 5). They also all had "who
can pee the farthest" competitions. The general
consensus was that it had to do with who drank the
most liquid and had retained it the longest prior to
"go".

Sharon of the Swamp


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