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In a message dated 5/30/03 12:42:28 AM Pacific Daylight Time,
OurFM-CFSWorld@... writes:

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> THE MEDICINE OF LAUGHTER AND INSPIRATION
> “There’s no fun in medicine, but there’s a lot of medicine in fun.” ~
> Anonymous
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> George Carlinisms:
>
> How come wrong numbers are never busy?
> Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "upover"?
> Does killing time damage eternity?
> Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
> Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
> Why is the third hand on the watch called a secondhand?
> Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made
> with real
> lemons?
> Are part-time bandleaders semi-conductors?
> Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
> Daylight savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
> Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?
> Do pilots take crash-courses?
> Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just
> whipped out a quarter?
> Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
> How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
> How many weeks are there in a light year?
> If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
> If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?
> If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
> If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
>

This came from a newsletter I receive, they made me laugh. Kass & Kree and I
are always coming up with these types of questions. I recently asked a friend,
if you are pre-menopausal or post-menopausal, when are you just menopausal?

I'm posting this to several lists so if you get it more than once, I
apologize.

Rhonda


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In a message dated 5/31/03 5:58:32 AM, KathrynJB@... writes:

<< One of the ones I picked up was George Carlin's. Julian had never heard
him,
and LOVED it....played it over and over again. It's fun watching Julian
listen
to something like that that he finds REALLY funny....he just is overcome with
laughter. >>

Marty had a George Carlin binge a year or so ago. I bought him the newest, a
two-CD collection, a book, and he was AMAZED that I had a couple of George
Carlin LPs (AND some Cheech and Chong!) Points for mom that month.

Sandra