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In a message dated 3/5/03 12:39:49 AM, abtleo@... writes:

<< I drove past a Thai restaurant this past week
named.....Phuket >>

You might be too religious to watch Austin Powers (and without teenaged boys
to press the issue, many people might not!) but the newest one not only has a
GREAT opening sequence (which should not be revealed, should just be watched)
but there are the Japanese twin fans Fuk Mi and Fuk Yu.

Next door to the modelling school where Holly goes is a doctor Fuk Lee. Big
sign. Not as funny as the other two, but funny enough, after the movie.

If Phuket were a chain, and there were one in Nantucket, they could develop a
great advertising limerick! It half writes itself. (It's mostly been
written for ages. <g>)

Sandra

Nancy Wooton

on 3/5/03 7:52 AM, SandraDodd@... at SandraDodd@... wrote:

> If Phuket were a chain, and there were one in Nantucket, they could develop a
> great advertising limerick! It half writes itself. (It's mostly been
> written for ages. <g>)

Sandra, do you know the whole limerick? I've heard the opening line it
seems like hundreds of times, but that's all! I know what it's likely to
rhyme, but seriously, I've never heard the whole thing.

Can you enlighten me???

Nancy

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warning of very nasty limerick below





remove children from the room







remove radical feminists from the room








remove Christian relatives from the room








don't get mad at me











There was a young man from Nantucket

Whose cock was so long he could suck it!

Wiping cum from his chin

He remarked with a grin

"If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it!"

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It MIGHT be a variation on this:

(Princeton Tiger)
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket;
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man,
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.

but honestly, I doubt it. <g>

Nancy Wooton

on 3/5/03 9:19 AM, SandraDodd@... at SandraDodd@... wrote:

> warning of very nasty limerick below

THANK you, Sandra! No wonder no one ever gets past the first line ===:-0

Nancy

Tia Leschke

>
> Now that I've confessed to being kind of religious, I hope nobody's
offended
> at this next thing. (If you offend easily, stop reading now.) But this
was
> funny enough to need sharing. I drove past a Thai restaurant this past
week
> named.....Phuket
>
> I don't know how that's supposed to be pronounced, but I know what I read
it
> as! I called my husband who about died laughing, and says we must go eat
> there, and take photos, too!

A friend recently sent me a bunch of pictures with a subject heading, You
Named It WHAT?!?!?
The first is of a restaurant called the Fuk Mi Seafood and Sushi Buffet. It
has a caption, If You Worked Here, How Would You Answer the Phone?
The others are a sign pointing to Dick Lick Springs, a headstone with the
last name Kaput, a sign for A&K Lick a Chick drive in restaurant, a bait and
tackle store called Master Baiter, and a fancy store named Cocks.
LOL!
Tia

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In a message dated 3/5/2003 5:41:25 PM Eastern Standard Time, leschke@...
writes:


> The first is of a restaurant called the Fuk Mi Seafood and Sushi Buffet. It
> has a caption, If You Worked Here, How Would You Answer the Phone?
> The others are a sign pointing to Dick Lick Springs, a headstone with the
> last name Kaput, a sign for A&K Lick a Chick drive in restaurant, a bait
> and
> tackle store called Master Baiter, and a fancy store named Cocks.
> LOL!
> Tia
>

When Mary (Zenmomma) visited last year---as she checked into the hotel, she
saw these bumper stickers and little signs saying, "Go 'Cocks!" She asked
what in the world THAT was all about. The mascot for the University of South
Carolina is the "Fighting Gamecocks", "'Cocks" for short.

She said her husband REALLY needed one of those bumper stickers. I need to
get on the ball and buy one for her. I'm looking for the one that says, "No
one can lick our 'Cocks!"

~Kelly


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We've been there a couple of years ago and my boys had lots of
snorts and giggles at mispronouncing it "accidently" It's actually like
poo-ket and is lovely and the food is great (can't vouch for the
restaurant though:)

Kate


Now that I've confessed to being kind of religious, I hope nobody's
offended
at this next thing. (If you offend easily, stop reading now.) But this
was
funny enough to need sharing. I drove past a Thai restaurant this
past week
named.....Phuket

I don't know how that's supposed to be pronounced, but I know what
I read it
as! I called my husband who about died laughing, and says we
must go eat
there, and take photos, too!

brenda




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