Peggy

Someone sent me this... Peggy



I Don't Know Why I Like Him
A filk by Gail Bohacek to the tune of I Don't Know How To Love Him from
Andrew Lloyd Webber's Jesus Christ Superstar

The confessions of a hopeless Snape fan

I don't know why I like him
What he does, how he does it
It's really strange, must be deranged
'Cause I read his scenes in all the books
Over and over again

So dark and yet mysterious
I don't know, he intrigues me
I'm a fan of this Snape man
But there are others in Rowling's books
Who I should like much more
Him, I adore

He's not being fair when he screams and shouts
Bullying Neville.
Chewing Harry out
Taking away House points - what's it all about?

I think it's rather funny
I'm not the only one here
Who thinks Snape is really cool
How he dealt with Black, back at the Shack
Stealing every scene
But he's so mean

I never thought I'd like this Snape - what's it all about?

Yet, if knew him in real life
I'd avoid him, I'd be frightened
Won't tolerate the way he hates
I'd be grossed out by his greasy hair
His bad teeth and large nose
I just don't know
That's how it goes
I like him, though