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In a message dated 11/17/2002 5:50:20 PM Eastern Standard Time,
ecsamhill@... writes:
> I've often thought we should pool all our brain power on this list and
> write a book.

I'll start:

It was a dark and rainy night...

Your turn.<g>

~Kelly


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Betsy

**I'll start:

It was a dark and rainy night...

Your turn.<g>**



... suddenly ...

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In a message dated 11/17/02 8:43:56 PM Eastern Standard Time,
ecsamhill@... writes:

> It was a dark and rainy night...
>
> .. suddenly ...
>
>

there was a noise.


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Shyrley

On 18 Nov 02, at 9:56, Earthmomma67@... wrote:

> In a message dated 11/17/02 8:43:56 PM Eastern Standard Time,
> ecsamhill@... writes:
>
> > It was a dark and rainy night...
> >
> > .. suddenly ...
> >
> >
>
> there was a noise.
>
"Tornado!!!" shrieked Anne.



"You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you are all the same."

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In a message dated 11/18/02 9:07:28 AM Central Standard Time,
shyrley.williams@... writes:

> >>It was a dark and rainy night...
> >>
> >>.. suddenly ...
> >>
> >>
> >
> >there was a noise.
> >
> "Tornado!!!" shrieked Anne.

I ran from the room, and found it wasn't a tornado. It was my...


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In a message dated 11/18/02 2:33:15 PM Eastern Standard Time, Dnowens@...
writes:

> It was a dark and rainy night...
> >>>
> >>>.. suddenly ...
> >>>
> >>>
> >>
> >>there was a noise.
> >>
> >"Tornado!!!" shrieked Anne.
>
> I ran from the room, and found it wasn't a tornado. It was my...
>
>
>

BUTT!
Elissa, who couldn't resist


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Shyrley

On 18 Nov 02, at 15:12, Earthmomma67@... wrote:

> In a message dated 11/18/02 2:33:15 PM Eastern Standard Time,
> Dnowens@... writes:
>
> > It was a dark and rainy night...
> > >>>
> > >>>.. suddenly ...
> > >>>
> > >>>
> > >>
> > >>there was a noise.
> > >>
> > >"Tornado!!!" shrieked Anne.
> >
> > I ran from the room, and found it wasn't a tornado. It was my...
> >
> >
> >
>
> BUTT!
Something was obviously amiss, I thought. How on earth did my
butt get out here?




"You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you are all the same."

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In a message dated 11/18/02 3:29:13 PM Eastern Standard Time,
shyrley.williams@... writes:

> >It was a dark and rainy night...
> >>>>>.. suddenly ...
> >>>>there was a noise.
> >>>"Tornado!!!" shrieked Anne.
> >>I ran from the room, and found it wasn't a tornado. It was my...
> >BUTT!
> Something was obviously amiss, I thought. How on earth did my
> butt get out here?

Time to go on a diet, I realized.
My thoughts were interrupted by the sight of...

>
>
>
>
>



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Nancy Wooton

on 11/18/02 12:34 PM, Earthmomma67@... at Earthmomma67@... wrote:

> In a message dated 11/18/02 3:29:13 PM Eastern Standard Time,
> shyrley.williams@... writes:
>
>>> It was a dark and rainy night...
>>>>>>> .. suddenly ...
>>>>>> there was a noise.
>>>>> "Tornado!!!" shrieked Anne.
>>>> I ran from the room, and found it wasn't a tornado. It was my...
>>> BUTT!
>> Something was obviously amiss, I thought. How on earth did my
>> butt get out here?
>
> Time to go on a diet, I realized.
> My thoughts were interrupted by the sight of...
>

an ungainly spotted cow, aloft in the raging twister. I thought of Big
Macs, and Whoppers, and those stupid California cheese commercials, instead
of the urgency of the...

Shyrley

On 18 Nov 02, at 13:30, Nancy Wooton wrote:

> on 11/18/02 12:34 PM, Earthmomma67@... at Earthmomma67@...
> wrote:
>
> > In a message dated 11/18/02 3:29:13 PM Eastern Standard Time,
> > shyrley.williams@... writes:
> >
> >>> It was a dark and rainy night...
> >>>>>>> .. suddenly ...
> >>>>>> there was a noise.
> >>>>> "Tornado!!!" shrieked Anne.
> >>>> I ran from the room, and found it wasn't a tornado. It was my...
> >>> BUTT!
> >> Something was obviously amiss, I thought. How on earth did my
> >> butt get out here?
> >
> > Time to go on a diet, I realized.
> > My thoughts were interrupted by the sight of...
> >
>
> an ungainly spotted cow, aloft in the raging twister. I thought of
> Big Macs, and Whoppers, and those stupid California cheese
> commercials, instead of the urgency of the...

ringing phone. Bother, I thought, I bet that's....


"You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you are all the same."

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In a message dated 11/18/02 4:39:32 PM Eastern Standard Time,
shyrley.williams@... writes:

> >>>>It was a dark and rainy night...
> >>>>>>>>.. suddenly ...
> >>>>>>>there was a noise.
> >>>>>>"Tornado!!!" shrieked Anne.
> >>>>>I ran from the room, and found it wasn't a tornado. It was my...
> >>>>BUTT!
> >>>Something was obviously amiss, I thought. How on earth did my
> >>>butt get out here?
> >>
> >>Time to go on a diet, I realized.
> >>My thoughts were interrupted by the sight of...
> >>
> >
> >an ungainly spotted cow, aloft in the raging twister. I thought of
> >Big Macs, and Whoppers, and those stupid California cheese
> >commercials, instead of the urgency of the...
>
> ringing phone. Bother, I thought, I bet that's....
>
>

my Mother again. When will she stop bothering me about my...


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Shyrley

On 18 Nov 02, at 18:04, Earthmomma67@... wrote:

> In a message dated 11/18/02 4:39:32 PM Eastern Standard Time,
> shyrley.williams@... writes:
>
> > >>>>It was a dark and rainy night...
> > >>>>>>>>.. suddenly ...
> > >>>>>>>there was a noise.
> > >>>>>>"Tornado!!!" shrieked Anne.
> > >>>>>I ran from the room, and found it wasn't a tornado. It was
> > >>>>>my...
> > >>>>BUTT!
> > >>>Something was obviously amiss, I thought. How on earth did my
> > >>>butt get out here?
> > >>
> > >>Time to go on a diet, I realized.
> > >>My thoughts were interrupted by the sight of...
> > >>
> > >
> > >an ungainly spotted cow, aloft in the raging twister. I thought of
> > >Big Macs, and Whoppers, and those stupid California cheese
> > >commercials, instead of the urgency of the...
> >
> > ringing phone. Bother, I thought, I bet that's....
> >
> >
>
> my Mother again. When will she stop bothering me about my...

fifteen lovers. Can't she see I'm having fun. I ignore the phone and
seeing as it's such a nice day decide to go skinny dipping in the
lake in the woods. When I get there however, I am startled to find...


"You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you are all the same."

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In a message dated 11/18/02 5:31:15 PM Central Standard Time,
shyrley.williams@... writes:

> On 18 Nov 02, at 18:04, Earthmomma67@... wrote:
>
> >In a message dated 11/18/02 4:39:32 PM Eastern Standard Time,
> >shyrley.williams@... writes:
> >
> >>>>>>It was a dark and rainy night...
> >>>>>>>>>>.. suddenly ...
> >>>>>>>>>there was a noise.
> >>>>>>>>"Tornado!!!" shrieked Anne.
> >>>>>>>I ran from the room, and found it wasn't a tornado. It was
> >>>>>>>my...
> >>>>>>BUTT!
> >>>>>Something was obviously amiss, I thought. How on earth did my
> >>>>>butt get out here?
> >>>>
> >>>>Time to go on a diet, I realized.
> >>>>My thoughts were interrupted by the sight of...
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>>an ungainly spotted cow, aloft in the raging twister. I thought of
> >>>Big Macs, and Whoppers, and those stupid California cheese
> >>>commercials, instead of the urgency of the...
> >>
> >>ringing phone. Bother, I thought, I bet that's....
> >>
> >>
> >
> >my Mother again. When will she stop bothering me about my...
>
> fifteen lovers. Can't she see I'm having fun. I ignore the phone and
> seeing as it's such a nice day decide to go skinny dipping in the
> lake in the woods. When I get there however, I am startled to find...

the lake has been turned into a giant science project by the neighbor kid. As
the putrid smell meets my nose, I run to his house, intent on complaining to
his hippy parents. (The nerve of some people, thinking they can do better
than schools!) Not minding my nakedness, I ring the bell and am startled to
see...


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In a message dated 11/19/02 11:44:14 AM Eastern Standard Time,
Dnowens@... writes:

> It was a dark and rainy night...
> >>>>>>>>>>>.. suddenly ...
> >>>>>>>>>>there was a noise.
> >>>>>>>>>"Tornado!!!" shrieked Anne.
> >>>>>>>>I ran from the room, and found it wasn't a tornado. It was
> >>>>>>>>my...
> >>>>>>>BUTT!
> >>>>>>Something was obviously amiss, I thought. How on earth did my
> >>>>>>butt get out here?
> >>>>>Time to go on a diet, I realized.
> >>>>>My thoughts were interrupted by the sight of...
> >>>>an ungainly spotted cow, aloft in the raging twister. I thought of
> >>>>Big Macs, and Whoppers, and those stupid California cheese
> >>>>commercials, instead of the urgency of the...
> >>>ringing phone. Bother, I thought, I bet that's....
> >>my Mother again. When will she stop bothering me about my...
> >fifteen lovers. Can't she see I'm having fun. I ignore the phone and
> >seeing as it's such a nice day decide to go skinny dipping in the
> >lake in the woods. When I get there however, I am startled to find...
> the lake has been turned into a giant science project by the neighbor kid.
> As
> the putrid smell meets my nose, I run to his house, intent on complaining
> to
> his hippy parents. (The nerve of some people, thinking they can do better
> than schools!) Not minding my nakedness, I ring the bell and am startled to
>
> see...

that nobody is home! I don't understand, aren't all homeshcoolers sitting at
desks in the basement? Oh, yeah, they live in a Yurt, no basement. Something
must be wrong, I deduced. That woman must be stopped from harming her kids.
I lift my leg to kick in the door but I'm stopped by.......


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In a message dated 11/19/02 2:07:44 PM Central Standard Time,
Earthmomma67@... writes:

> >It was a dark and rainy night...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>.. suddenly ...
> >>>>>>>>>>>there was a noise.
> >>>>>>>>>>"Tornado!!!" shrieked Anne.
> >>>>>>>>>I ran from the room, and found it wasn't a tornado. It was
> >>>>>>>>>my...
> >>>>>>>>BUTT!
> >>>>>>>Something was obviously amiss, I thought. How on earth did my
> >>>>>>>butt get out here?
> >>>>>>Time to go on a diet, I realized.
> >>>>>>My thoughts were interrupted by the sight of...
> >>>>>an ungainly spotted cow, aloft in the raging twister. I thought of
> >>>>>Big Macs, and Whoppers, and those stupid California cheese
> >>>>>commercials, instead of the urgency of the...
> >>>>ringing phone. Bother, I thought, I bet that's....
> >>>my Mother again. When will she stop bothering me about my...
> >>fifteen lovers. Can't she see I'm having fun. I ignore the phone and
> >>seeing as it's such a nice day decide to go skinny dipping in the
> >>lake in the woods. When I get there however, I am startled to find...
> >the lake has been turned into a giant science project by the neighbor kid.
>
> >As
> >the putrid smell meets my nose, I run to his house, intent on complaining
> >to
> >his hippy parents. (The nerve of some people, thinking they can do better
> >than schools!) Not minding my nakedness, I ring the bell and am startled
> to
> >
> >see...
> that nobody is home! I don't understand, aren't all homeshcoolers sitting
> at
> desks in the basement? Oh, yeah, they live in a Yurt, no basement.
> Something
> must be wrong, I deduced. That woman must be stopped from harming her
> kids.
> I lift my leg to kick in the door but I'm stopped by.......
>

A giant Michael Farris! I can't believe I hadn't seen him before. He had a
briefcase full of....


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Shyrley

On 19 Nov 02, at 17:32, Dnowens@... wrote:

> In a message dated 11/19/02 2:07:44 PM Central Standard Time,
> Earthmomma67@... writes:
>
> > >It was a dark and rainy night...
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>.. suddenly ...
> > >>>>>>>>>>>there was a noise.
> > >>>>>>>>>>"Tornado!!!" shrieked Anne.
> > >>>>>>>>>I ran from the room, and found it wasn't a tornado. It was
> > >>>>>>>>>my...
> > >>>>>>>>BUTT!
> > >>>>>>>Something was obviously amiss, I thought. How on earth did my
> > >>>>>>>butt get out here?
> > >>>>>>Time to go on a diet, I realized.
> > >>>>>>My thoughts were interrupted by the sight of...
> > >>>>>an ungainly spotted cow, aloft in the raging twister. I
> > >>>>>thought of Big Macs, and Whoppers, and those stupid California
> > >>>>>cheese commercials, instead of the urgency of the...
> > >>>>ringing phone. Bother, I thought, I bet that's....
> > >>>my Mother again. When will she stop bothering me about my...
> > >>fifteen lovers. Can't she see I'm having fun. I ignore the phone
> > >>and seeing as it's such a nice day decide to go skinny dipping in
> > >>the lake in the woods. When I get there however, I am startled to
> > >>find...
> > >the lake has been turned into a giant science project by the
> > >neighbor kid.
> >
> > >As
> > >the putrid smell meets my nose, I run to his house, intent on
> > >complaining to his hippy parents. (The nerve of some people,
> > >thinking they can do better than schools!) Not minding my
> > >nakedness, I ring the bell and am startled
> > to
> > >
> > >see...
> > that nobody is home! I don't understand, aren't all homeshcoolers
> > sitting at desks in the basement? Oh, yeah, they live in a Yurt, no
> > basement. Something must be wrong, I deduced. That woman must be
> > stopped from harming her kids. I lift my leg to kick in the door but
> > I'm stopped by.......
> >
>
> A giant Michael Farris! I can't believe I hadn't seen him before. He
> had a briefcase full of....

workbooks. Good grief. Were these people really doing curriculum?
I had thought they may be unschoolers. Perhaps even unschoolers
secretly crave curricula.
"out of my way!" shrieked Mike, "these people are unschooling
pagan weirdo's and I'm here too....


"You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you are all the same."

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In a message dated 11/19/02 5:34:49 PM Eastern Standard Time, Dnowens@...
writes:

> >>It was a dark and rainy night...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>.. suddenly ...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>there was a noise.
> >>>>>>>>>>>"Tornado!!!" shrieked Anne.
> >>>>>>>>>>I ran from the room, and found it wasn't a tornado. It was
> >>>>>>>>>>my...
> >>>>>>>>>BUTT!
> >>>>>>>>Something was obviously amiss, I thought. How on earth did my
> >>>>>>>>butt get out here?
> >>>>>>>Time to go on a diet, I realized.
> >>>>>>>My thoughts were interrupted by the sight of...
> >>>>>>an ungainly spotted cow, aloft in the raging twister. I thought of
> >>>>>>Big Macs, and Whoppers, and those stupid California cheese
> >>>>>>commercials, instead of the urgency of the...
> >>>>>ringing phone. Bother, I thought, I bet that's....
> >>>>my Mother again. When will she stop bothering me about my...
> >>>fifteen lovers. Can't she see I'm having fun. I ignore the phone and
> >>>seeing as it's such a nice day decide to go skinny dipping in the
> >>>lake in the woods. When I get there however, I am startled to find...
> >>the lake has been turned into a giant science project by the neighbor
> kid.
> >
> >>As
> >>the putrid smell meets my nose, I run to his house, intent on complaining
>
> >>to
> >>his hippy parents. (The nerve of some people, thinking they can do better
>
> >>than schools!) Not minding my nakedness, I ring the bell and am startled
> >to
> >>
> >>see...
> >that nobody is home! I don't understand, aren't all homeshcoolers sitting
> >at
> >desks in the basement? Oh, yeah, they live in a Yurt, no basement.
> >Something
> >must be wrong, I deduced. That woman must be stopped from harming her
> >kids.
> >I lift my leg to kick in the door but I'm stopped by.......
> >
>
> A giant Michael Farris! I can't believe I hadn't seen him before. He had a
> briefcase full of....
>
>
>

Bullshit.


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