Wisdom from Unusual Sources

Guts'n'Gumption — Be Brave!!

"Evil is just plain bad. You don't cotton to it, you just gotta smack it on the nose with the rolled-up newspaper of goodness! Bad dog! Bad dog!"

--The Tick

Until it ends, there is no end.

   --Jules Shear


(on Cyndi Lauper's "All Through the Night")

You cannot run from your own bunghole. 

 --Beavis, as Cornholio

Now what were you reading before you were so rudely interrupted!? /DuckfordUniversity