Trisha Sides

Thought you might like this one.
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> >>By the time the Lord made women, he was into his sixth day of working
> >>overtime. An Angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much
> >>time on this one?"
> >>
> >>And the Lord answered and said, "Have you seen the spec sheet on her?
> >>She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have 200 movable
>parts,
> >>all replaceable, run on black coffee and leftovers, have a lap that can
> >>hold three children at one time and that disappears when she stands up,
> >>have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken
heart,
> >>and
> >>have six pairs of hands."
> >>
> >>The Angel was astounded at the requirements for this one. "Six pairs
> >>of hands! No Way!" said the Angel.
> >>
> >>The Lord replied, "Oh, it's not the hands that are the problem. It's
> >>the three pairs of eyes that mothers must have!"
> >>
> >>"And that's just on the standard model?", the Angel asked.
> >>
> >>The Lord nodded in agreement, "Yep, one pair of eyes are to see
> >>through the closed door as she asks her children what they are doing
even
> >>though
> >>she already knows. Another pair in the back of her head, are to see
what
> >>she needs to know even though no one thinks she can. And the third pair
> >>are here in the front of her head. They are for looking at an errant
>child
> >>and saying that she understands and loves him or her without even saying
a
> >>single word."
> >>
> >>The Angel tried to stop the Lord. "This is too much work for one day.
> >>Wait until tomorrow to finish."
> >>
> >>"But I can't!" The Lord protested, "I am so close to finishing this
> >>creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself
> >>when she is sick AND can feed a family of six on a pound of hamburger
and
> >>she can get a nine year old to stand in the shower."
> >>
> >>The Angel moved closer and touched the woman, "But you have made her
> >>so soft, Lord."
> >>
> >>"She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You
> >>have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
> >>
> >>"Will she be able to think?", asked the Angel.
> >>
> >>The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be
> >>able to reason, and negotiate."
> >>
> >>The Angel then noticed something and reached out and touched the
> >>woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak with this model. I
> >>told
> >>you that you were trying to put too much into this one."
> >>
> >>"That's not a leak." The Lord objected. "That's a tear!"
> >>
> >>"What's the tear for?" the Angel asked.
> >>
> >>The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her
> >>sorrow, her disappointment, her pain, her loneliness, her grief, and her
> >>pride."
> >>
> >>The Angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of
> >>everything; for WOMEN are truly amazing!"
> >>
> >>Pass this to all-amazing women that you know
> >>
> >>

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