Lisa : was funny things kids say
The Bucknum's
<<<<<PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, MAY I REPRINT THIS ON MY SITE!!!!!!!!!!!
This is tooooooo good. Just as Sandra's Persephonics (or should we
pronounce it PEEsephonics)
BRAVO!!!!>>>>>>
Sorry, I'm just catching up. Sure you can reprint it Lisa. I would like the URL though if you don't mind sending it .
Teresa in Canada - Yup I'm catching up reeeal slow.
This is tooooooo good. Just as Sandra's Persephonics (or should we
pronounce it PEEsephonics)
BRAVO!!!!>>>>>>
Sorry, I'm just catching up. Sure you can reprint it Lisa. I would like the URL though if you don't mind sending it .
Teresa in Canada - Yup I'm catching up reeeal slow.
On Thursday, January 15, 2004, at 07:03 PM, The Bucknum's wrote:
> Tee Hee I just thought that I would email you all what the two four
> yearolds in my living room are talking about.
>
> Character intro.
>
> Boy 4 years old, older brother and sister don't go to school so he
> hasn't heard it talked about that much.
>
> Girl 4 years old, has been in preschool since Oct. When asked by me
> what she does in preschool she replied "Well just what ever the
> teacher tells us to."
>
> Scene girl at table with pen writing letters boy comes up and says...
>
> Boy: "What are you doing?"
>
> Girl: "I'm doing preschool."
>
> Boy: rather incredulously "Pee School?"
>
> Girl: impatiently "PRE school"
>
> Boy: "Pee school? Why do you need to go to Pee school? Didn't your
> body know how to pee?" rather sincerely concerned over his friend.
>
> Girl: Really mad by now and very loud "I KNOW how to PEE! It's PRE
> school I go to not PEE school!"
>
> Boy: "That sounds kind of rude for you. Your too smart to waste time
> going to pee school." still very concerned
>
> Girl: "I go to PRE school. I learn all kids of stuff like how to
> wash my hands and sing stuff"
>
> Boy: "Maybe if your mom says you could come here instead. My mom can
> teach you how to wash your hands and sings all sorts of stuff."
>
> Girl: "Oh we do other fun stuff at school too, we paint and play and
> go outside... umm.... and see friends and teacher knows funny
> stories, but with lots of rules so we can learn what makes us bad."
>
> Boy: "But your good! Oh my then you'll have to come here instead
> cause my mom knows all that stuff and nothing here makes us bad. And
> we have plastercean and puzzles and music and we can jump on the couch
> and play in the Fort and nintendo and puter games."
>
> Girl: "Well I have to go to school or I'll just be stupid."
>
> Boy: gives girl a thorough looking over like he's not too sure what
> she is "If you say so, maybe when they see you know how to pee
> they'll let you go to homeschool. I'm in homeschool and I've learned
> everything I know here."
>
> Girl: shouts "PREEEE SCHOOOOOOOOL!" turning red in the face
>
> Boy: exits stage left still not quite sure what's upsetting his friend
> so badly.
>
> sorry for the poor writing style but I just had to share this as it is
> too funny. I hope it reads through humour intact.
>
> Teresa in Canada
>
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