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From: Sheila
Sent: Monday, June 05, 2000 6:25 PM
Subject: [UnschoolingJesusFreaks] Top 10 homeschooling answers...




> Top 10 Answers  You  Should NEVER give to the
> question "What?! No School
> Today?"
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
>  10. Well normally yes, but this time of year I need
> help with the planting and plowing.
> 9. Goodness, no!!! I graduated 18 years ago, but
> thanks for the compliment!
> 8. No, we homeschool. We're just out to pick up a
> bag of pork rinds and some Mountain Dew, then we
gotta hurry home to catch our soaps.
> 7. What?! Where did you guys come from?! I thought I
> told you to stay at school! I'm sorry. This happens
all the time. (sigh)
>  6. There isn't? Why, you'd think we'd see more kids
> out then, don't you?
> 5. We're on a field trip studying human nature's
> intrusive and assumptive tactics of displaying
ignorance and implied superiority. Thanks for the
peek!
> 4. On our planet we have different methods of
> education. (Shhh! No, I didn't give it away... keep
your antennae down!)
> 3. Oh my goodness! I thought that today was
> Saturday...come on kids, hurry!
> 2. Noooooope.Me 'n Bubba jes' learns 'em at home.
> Werks reel good!

And the number one answer we should NEVER give to
> the question: "What?
> No school today?"
> 1. "What? No Bingo today?"
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