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Corrected:

I had a dragging problem when I was young.

I was dragged to church on Sunday morning.

I was dragged to church for wedding and funerals.

I was dragged to family reunions no matter the weather.

I was dragged to the bus stop to go to school every weekday.

I was dragged by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults and teachers.

I was also dragged to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents.

Those draggings are still in my veins; and they affect my behavior in
everything I do, say, and think. And that's why I am an old fart and hate
everyone.

~Kelly