Olga

Reminds me of a story. (I'm starting to feel like Sophia) Picture
this, one
of those birthing stories on cable. The mom was having the baby at
home and
the older brother was there to see the new baby come into the world.
The
little boy was about 4. Well mom was screaming up a storm and scared
the
crap out of the little kid. They finally get him calmed down and she
quiets
up when you could see the baby's head. So they get the little boy to
come
and see the baby and all he sees is a full head of wet black hair
(fur?) and
screams with such excitement for the first time in hours that mom is
having
a puppy!!!!! Poor little thing must have been disappointed.


Mary B


LMAO..good one Mary! It reminded me of a birth story I watched on
The Baby Story. There was this older couple having their first baby
and they were a bit eccentric. They videotaped EVERYTHING. She even
had the camera set up for when she read her pregnancy test. They
were having a natural birth and were totally into the filming and no
drugs, etc. No big deal but man once she went into labor it went
crazy! She is screaming about the pain, completely out of control
where she is completely freaking out the husband. They finally move
her into the birthing room and she starts pushing. She is
frantcially yelling so bad that she has the nurse starting to firmly
calm her down and the husband it starting to look completely
frazzled. The baby is just ready to be born, head almost out and the
nurse sees the dad looking a bit funny so she tells him to sit down.
She turns around, he faints, the baby comes out, the nurse is running
between him and the doctor, LMAO. It was like a skit from Mad TV.
He gets up a few sconds later and the baby is out and to top it all
off his glasses are all askew. It was like a comedy of errors. That
is one birthing video I would hide in the closet, lol! I think what
made it so funny was the before attitude and the actual event. This
is definitly NOT one video to show at Lamaze for first time moms :)

Olga :)

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In a message dated 6/11/2003 9:53:32 PM Eastern Standard Time,
britcontoo@... writes:

> The baby is just ready to be born, head almost out and the
> nurse sees the dad looking a bit funny so she tells him to sit down.
> She turns around, he faints, the baby comes out, the nurse is running
> between him and the doctor, LMAO. It was like a skit from Mad TV.
> He gets up a few sconds later and the baby is out and to top it all
> off his glasses are all askew. It was like a comedy of errors. That
> is one birthing video I would hide in the closet, lol! I think what
> made it so funny was the before attitude and the actual event. This
> is definitly NOT one video to show at Lamaze for first time moms :)
>
Oh Olga, thanks for sharing that!! I laughed my butt off!! I can picture it
all.....

After some hesitation, I'm going to tell you my sister in law's friends'
funny birth story...a bit tasteless though, so delete if you don't have a
disgusting sense of humor....

Same thing, my sister in law's best friend is pregnant...videotaped
everything, acted like she was the first person on earth to be pregnant and have a
child. What's funny though is her husband was much more laid back, happy, but not
crazy into it.

Well, she's in labor forever, and they finally give her an epidural (sp),
still in labor for a long time. They take her to the delivery room and she
begins pushing. For a long time...finally she pushes really hard (as husband looks
on) and feels something come out and a little relief and thinking she gave
birth says, "What is it!! What is it!!??" and her husband chuckles and says, "A
piece of shit!"

Oh, she was furious with him and sooooo embarrassed!!

Nancy



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jmcseals SEALS

<<(I'm starting to feel like Sophia)>>

Ok, I've seen this mentioned many times and either I'm extremely dumb, young
or who knows, but WHO IS SOPHIA?????

:)
Jennifer

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LOL, That's funny!
Congratulations you just gave birth to a piece of Poo!

<<<<<<<In a message dated 6/11/2003 10:09:17 PM Eastern Standard Time,
CelticFrau@... writes:
> Well, she's in labor forever, and they finally give her an epidural (sp),

> still in labor for a long time. They take her to the delivery room and she

> begins pushing. For a long time...finally she pushes really hard (as husband
> looks
on) and feels something come out and a little relief and thinking she
> gave
birth says, "What is it!! What is it!!??" and her husband chuckles and
> says, "A
piece of shit!"

Oh, she was furious with him and sooooo embarrassed!!


> Nancy >>>



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In a message dated 6/11/03 6:53:47 PM Pacific Daylight Time,
britcontoo@... writes:

> The baby is just ready to be born, head almost out and the
> nurse sees the dad looking a bit funny so she tells him to sit down.
> She turns around, he faints, the baby comes out, the nurse is running
> between him and the doctor, LMAO. It was like a skit from Mad TV.
> He gets up a few sconds later and the baby is out and to top it all
> off his glasses are all askew. It was like a comedy of errors.

ROFLMAO!!! Isn't it just like a man to take everyone's focus and make the
birthing event all about him??? Not man-bashing mind you, but just today I was
talking to two girlfriends about my hospital crap these last two weeks and each
time, somehow between the recovery room and getting home the focus somehow
goes from my health to my DH's world being disturbed. Cracks me up everytime. And
when we got pregnant with Kass and Kree he walked around all stud like,
because he had strong sperm that split the egg in two. WRONG!!! LMAO when the OB
told us they were definately fraternal and he just had two really lucky sperm.
So I walked out the stud and he just had lucky swimmers!!!

Rhonda


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Mary

From: <CelticFrau@...>

<<Well, she's in labor forever, and they finally give her an epidural (sp),
still in labor for a long time. They take her to the delivery room and she
begins pushing. For a long time...finally she pushes really hard (as
husband looks
on) and feels something come out and a little relief and thinking she gave
birth says, "What is it!! What is it!!??" and her husband chuckles and
says, "A
piece of shit!"
Oh, she was furious with him and sooooo embarrassed!!>>



ROTFLMAO!!!! Now that is funny! I can hardly type I'm laughing so
hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mary B (crying now)

Mary

From: <HMSL2@...>

<<LOL, That's funny!
Congratulations you just gave birth to a piece of Poo!>>


LOL!!!!! I wonder who it looks like??!!!!!!!!

Mary B (still crying)

Mary

From: "jmcseals SEALS" <jmcseals@...>

<<Ok, I've seen this mentioned many times and either I'm extremely dumb,
young
or who knows, but WHO IS SOPHIA?????>>


Okay even Tara knows who Sophia is so I'll let you decide. <BG>

Have you ever watched the Golden Girls???? Sophia, the old one always has a
story for everything. Picture this, Sicily 1942.........


Mary B

Olga

ROFLMAO--oh that is hysterical!!! I remember that was my big fear
with baby 1, by baby two I didn't give a damn. No more modesty left!

Olga :)
and feels something come out and a little relief and thinking she
gave
> birth says, "What is it!! What is it!!??" and her husband chuckles
and says, "A
> piece of shit!"
>
> Oh, she was furious with him and sooooo embarrassed!!
>
> Nancy
>
>
>
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Mary

From: "Julie Solich" <mjsolich@...>

<<LOL, That's funny!
Congratulations you just gave birth to a piece of Poo!>>


LOL!!!!! I wonder who it looks like??!!!!!!!!

Mary B (still crying)

I wonder what they named it??!!>>>




Stinky!!!!!


Mary B

Julie Solich

<<LOL, That's funny!
Congratulations you just gave birth to a piece of Poo!>>


LOL!!!!! I wonder who it looks like??!!!!!!!!

Mary B (still crying)

I wonder what they named it??!!
Julie (crying with you!)






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<<LOL, That's funny!
Congratulations you just gave birth to a piece of Poo!>>


LOL!!!!! I wonder who it looks like??!!!!!!!!

Mary B (still crying)

I wonder what they named it??!!>>>




Stinky!!!!!


Mary B

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Olga wrote:

>This is definitly NOT one video to show at Lamaze for first time moms :)
>

Oh, but I think it *is*!!!!! So many women go into their labor having a
"plan" and nobody ever tells them the reality of it. There IS no plan!
Just go where it takes you. :D

TreeGoddess