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In a message dated 6/6/2003 12:33:08 AM Eastern Standard Time,
[email protected] writes:

> raised my hand to get permission to leave and
> >the teacher called on me and I happily said, "Mrs. Stewart, I have
> to go now, my
> >mom has an appontiment for a Blow Job." I asked my mom,"Why is
> everyone so weird about you
> >getting a blow job on your car?" She said, "What?" I said, "Mommy,
> you said
> >you needed a blow job this morning." She started laughing
> hysterically and tears
> >ran down her cheeks. >Rhonda
>
>
> Okay, how about this one? Not as a little child, mind you, but a
> grown woman, I said this.
>
> We buy our frozen stuff from Schwan's, a door to door delivery
> service. I was telling the Schwan's man what we'd need "I'm going to
> need two broccoli, a California blend...Oh, and I'd better take a
> pea." And my daughter started laughing before I realized what i had
> said! LOL
>
>

When I was in college a friend of mine came to dinner at the cafeteria having
given blood, and was wearing a sticker. I, in my perky, idiotic manner, said
enthusiastically, "Oh, you have a heart on!"

I stood there confused as several tables around us were falling on the floor
laughing. Didn't get it until someone actually explained it to me.

Kathryn


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Tracy

--- In [email protected], KathrynJB@a... wrote:

>
> When I was in college a friend of mine came to dinner at the
cafeteria having
> given blood, and was wearing a sticker. I, in my perky, idiotic
manner, said
> enthusiastically, "Oh, you have a heart on!"
>
> I stood there confused as several tables around us were falling on
the floor
> laughing. Didn't get it until someone actually explained it to me.
>
>

It was a male friend, I'm guessing. LOL
Tracy