jmcseals SEALS

Oh I love these stories!

A couple of days ago, the kids and I went to the mall to escape the horrible
heat...still no ac! We went into J C Penney's to go to the bathroom.
Nicholette was in the stall already and I walked into the stall next to her
after I changed Chloe's diaper. She had been in there a long time and I
heard lots of 'air' and diarrhea sounds. I asked her if her tummy was
hurting her again (she had recently been sick) and she said, "No, I feel
fine Mom". A couple of minutes passed and I still heard the noises along
with slight grunting noises. So I say, "Nic honey, are you sure your tummy
is fine? It's sounds like you are still having diarrhea." "No Mom, I'm all
done, I'm washing my hands now."

Oh my! It dawned on me that it wasn't Nicholette sitting next to me but
some poor woman with terrible diarrhea!!! ROFLOL!!! I don't know what the
hell came over me but I started laughing hysterically out loud so bad the
woman started laughing too, which made the *noises* even worse! Of course,
all my kids were in the bathroom with me and we were ALL dying! I didn't
know if I should apologize or hide out until she left or hurry like hell and
bolt! Ended up, I apologized, while *trying* to contain my laughter and we
bolted!

I'm such a pitiful example to my kids sometimes! LOL!

<BWG>
Jennifer

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In a message dated 6/5/03 10:41:58 PM Pacific Daylight Time, jmcseals@...
writes:

> Oh my! It dawned on me that it wasn't Nicholette sitting next to me but
> some poor woman with terrible diarrhea!!! ROFLOL!!! I don't know what the
> hell came over me but I started laughing hysterically out loud so bad the
> woman started laughing too, which made the *noises* even worse! Of course,
>
> all my kids were in the bathroom with me and we were ALL dying! I didn't
> know if I should apologize or hide out until she left or hurry like hell and
>
> bolt! Ended up, I apologized, while *trying* to contain my laughter and we
> bolted!
>
> I'm such a pitiful example to my kids sometimes! LOL!
>
> <BWG>
> Jennifer
>
>

That had me ROFLMAO hysterically!!!

Rhonda


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Mary

From: "jmcseals SEALS" <jmcseals@...>

<<I didn't
know if I should apologize or hide out until she left or hurry like hell and
bolt! Ended up, I apologized, while *trying* to contain my laughter and we
bolted!>>


Oh that's hysterical!!! I would have died laughing too!!!!! My girls would
have been laughing while Joseph would have been declaring how gross it all
was!!!

Mary B

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In a message dated 6/6/03 5:42:11 AM, jmcseals@... writes:

<< ROFLOL!!! >>

No No NOOOO!!!! More like ROFLMFAS!!!!!!!!! Which is what I'm still doing
baaaaarely being able to type. Totally Hilarious, thanks for the belly
laugh!!!! Lara.............

Tracy

That is Sooo funny!!! ROFLOL
I could picture all these scenes in my head. I love those moments,
accidental times that you remember forever.
Thanks for giving me some giggles. Made my husband laugh too.
Tracy


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<treegoddess@c...> wrote:
> THIS story
> reminds me of an event in 9th grade....my friend needed to pee and
> wanted me to come to the bathroom with her. The two of us walk
into the
> bathroom (no one else was there) and right as she was going into
the
> stall another pair of girls came in quietly. One went into the
next
> stall and the other one stood near me by the sinks. All is quiet.
> Someone starts to "tinkle".......then you hear my friend loudly
sing, "I
> heeeeeeeEEEEEeeeear yooOOooou!"
>
> The other girl and I looked at each other and started laughing like
> crazy. I could barely get the words out to tell her that wasn't ME
in
> the next stall. She was sooooo embarrassed and wouldn't leave the
stall
> for at least 5 minutes. Our stomachs were aching, our faces hurt,
tears
> were flowing! We finally leave the bathroom to head back to the
> tail-gate party outside and just when we didn't think we could
possibly
> laugh any harder.... I looked down and she had about 4 feet of
toilet
> paper trailing off her shoe.
>
> TreeGoddess

Olga

Jennifer,

ROFLMAO...what is it with you and these farting stories!! I have
missed your posts around here, get that house settled! LOL

Olga :)
--- In [email protected], "jmcseals SEALS"
<jmcseals@m...> wrote:
> Oh I love these stories!
>
> A couple of days ago, the kids and I went to the mall to escape the
horrible
> heat...still no ac! We went into J C Penney's to go to the
bathroom.
> Nicholette was in the stall already and I walked into the stall
next to her
> after I changed Chloe's diaper. She had been in there a long time
and I
> heard lots of 'air' and diarrhea sounds. I asked her if her tummy
was
> hurting her again (she had recently been sick) and she said, "No, I
feel
> fine Mom". A couple of minutes passed and I still heard the noises
along
> with slight grunting noises. So I say, "Nic honey, are you sure
your tummy
> is fine? It's sounds like you are still having diarrhea." "No
Mom, I'm all
> done, I'm washing my hands now."
>
> Oh my! It dawned on me that it wasn't Nicholette sitting next to
me but
> some poor woman with terrible diarrhea!!! ROFLOL!!! I don't know
what the
> hell came over me but I started laughing hysterically out loud so
bad the
> woman started laughing too, which made the *noises* even worse!
Of course,
> all my kids were in the bathroom with me and we were ALL dying! I
didn't
> know if I should apologize or hide out until she left or hurry like
hell and
> bolt! Ended up, I apologized, while *trying* to contain my
laughter and we
> bolted!
>
> I'm such a pitiful example to my kids sometimes! LOL!
>
> <BWG>
> Jennifer
>
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jmcseals SEALS

<<ROFLMAO...what is it with you and these farting stories!! I have
missed your posts around here, get that house settled! LOL>>

I have no idea. Other than the fact that I have a gob of children, so
farts are just as common humor as knock-knock jokes! :)

Ugh, and believe you me, I'm READY to get the house situation settled. I
barely have time to eat, much less get online and play catch up on emails.
I've deleted so much it hurts to think of what I may have missed. :(

Hehe, as I'm writing, my daughter is singing the spelling of her name.
L-A-U-R-E-N
LOL My Caeleb is playing with "Naked" (the latest name for the blue
jay...har har) and trying to make bird noises at him. <bg>

I took the day off from house hunting and the kids and I went shopping, out
to eat and to the park. We really needed the break! I'm having such a
dilema as to which house to push forward with. One is smaller than the
other by about 550 sq.ft. but the smaller one is better built and VERY
nicely decorated and the kids room's are all upstairs, which is nice for
drop-in company. The larger house is $250 cheaper per month and has a
gameroom but the neighborhood isn't as nice or safe and it's close to school
and highway trafic. High School traffic, btw. We have the opton to buy
both at the end of a two year lease, or sooner so that's good about both.
The cheaper, bigger house is closer to my husband's work, :::psh:::, not
that that makes much difference since he's rarely AT work, or home for that
matter. Ick, I need a magic wand.

I went ahead and filled out the application for the smaller house. It's not
really small, but compared to the other....Hopefully I'll know more by
Monday. I'm just ready for this to be over. :(

Jennifer, who OH OH OH got the summer Pandora's Box Magazine and WOW, I love
it! Finally, a magazine all about ME!!! Wehooooo! I'm thinking of sending
my grandmother a subscription for fun! It would be nice for her to see that
I'm not the ONLY unschooling, unmedicating, unassisted birthing,
unconventional woman alive! <BWG> Plus, I've *always* wanted to be a writer
and I could possibly send in an essay/article and have a chance at being
published! I can always dream........

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Jon and Rue Kream

Hi Jennifer - Don't dream - do it! You're a wonderful writer already. I
always enjoy reading your posts.

I worked up my courage last year and had two articles published in HEM.
I'll have an article in Pandora's Box in September. It's a great feeling to
stop dreaming and start doing, and if I can do it you can too! ~Rue


>>Jennifer, who OH OH OH got the summer Pandora's Box Magazine and WOW, I
love
it! Finally, a magazine all about ME!!! Wehooooo! I'm thinking of sending
my grandmother a subscription for fun! It would be nice for her to see that
I'm not the ONLY unschooling, unmedicating, unassisted birthing,
unconventional woman alive! <BWG> Plus, I've *always* wanted to be a writer
and I could possibly send in an essay/article and have a chance at being
published! I can always dream........



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In a message dated 6/7/2003 2:35:39 AM Central Daylight Time,
[email protected] writes:
> I'm not the ONLY unschooling, unmedicating, unassisted birthing,
> unconventional woman alive! <BWG> Plus, I've *always* wanted to be a writer
>
> and I could possibly send in an essay/article and have a chance at being
> published! I can always dream.......

I agree! It seems like a really cool magazine....they MUST be cool, cuz
they're publishing one of my articles in the fall issue (hehe).
I think I am going to get a subcsription.

Ren


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Tia Leschke

> >>Jennifer, who OH OH OH got the summer Pandora's Box Magazine and WOW, I
> love
> it! Finally, a magazine all about ME!!! Wehooooo! I'm thinking of
sending
> my grandmother a subscription for fun! It would be nice for her to see
that
> I'm not the ONLY unschooling, unmedicating, unassisted birthing,
> unconventional woman alive! <BWG> Plus, I've *always* wanted to be a
writer
> and I could possibly send in an essay/article and have a chance at being
> published! I can always dream........

I've never heard of Pandora's Box. Can someone tell me about it? Is it
online anywhere?
Tia

"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety
deserve neither liberty nor safety." Ben Franklin
leschke@...

Jon and Rue Kream

Hi Tia - It's at http://www.pandorasboxmag.com/ . ~Rue

I've never heard of Pandora's Box. Can someone tell me about it? Is it
online anywhere?
Tia



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In a message dated 6/8/03 10:10:16 PM Eastern Daylight Time, leschke@...
writes:

> I've never heard of Pandora's Box. Can someone tell me about it? Is it
> online anywhere?
>

<A HREF="http://www.pandorasboxmagazine.com/">Pandora's Box Magazine</A>
not sure if this list supports links so if it doesn't come through just
search Pandora's Box Magazine
Pam G.


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jmcseals SEALS

LOL I bought a subscription sight unseen just because it has unschooling and
unassisted birth articles in it! Figured I'd have to like that! And oh, I
DO!!!

www.pandorasboxmag.com

Jennifer

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--- In [email protected], "jmcseals SEALS"
<jmcseals@m...> wrote:

> Jennifer, who OH OH OH got the summer Pandora's Box Magazine and
WOW, I love
> it! Finally, a magazine all about ME!!! Wehooooo! I'm thinking
of sending
> my grandmother a subscription for fun! It would be nice for her
to see that
> I'm not the ONLY unschooling, unmedicating, unassisted birthing,
> unconventional woman alive! <BWG> Plus, I've *always* wanted to
be a writer
> and I could possibly send in an essay/article and have a chance at
being
> published! I can always dream........


Hiya Jennifer! I have to say THANK YOU for writing this...it just
makes my day to hear stuff like this! I love to hear when people
connect with the magazine!

And PLEASE do send in an essay/article. Most, if not all of the
articles in every issue are written by parents. Not always writers,
just parents with experiences to share! Did you birth unassisted?
You can always begin by sending in your birth story! :)

submissions@... (hint, hint) ;) ;)

Keara, mama to Tristan (3yo), Isabel (1yo...my solo UC babe!), and
babe-to-be (due Dec. '03)!

Pandora's Box Magazine
http://www.pandorasboxmagazine.com

jmcseals SEALS

<< Did you birth unassisted?
You can always begin by sending in your birth story! :)>>


I may do that! My first six were all run-of-the-mill hospital births,
heavily loaded, epidurals, the works. My last two were born free at home,
blissfully, naturally, peacefully and joyously! It makes me sad everytime I
think about what we missed with our first six. :( Hummmmm.....

Anyway! I really do love the magazine! I'm impressed beyond words! I've
always wanted to open up a shop locally and you have hit upon the theme of
my store! Maybe someday, if I ever do, I'll carry your magazine!!! :) LOL

Jennifer...off to start scratching out my birth stories ;)

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In a message dated 6/9/03 7:31:07 AM, shantris2000@... writes:

<< Keara, mama to Tristan (3yo), Isabel (1yo...my solo UC babe!), and

babe-to-be (due Dec. '03)! >>

TIME FLIES!
I thought for a second "HOW could she know she'll be having a baby in
December '03?! Must be a great planner, or a month pregnant!"

Then slowly (two seconds) it came to me that it's already June '03.

Whooooie! I have to go to an August conference any minute now!

Sandra