> > > >>> To All the Mean Mommies Out There - This
One is
> > For You!!!
> > > >>>
>
> > > >>> >Mean Moms
> > >
>>> > Was your Mom mean? I know mine was.
> >
> >>> > I had the meanest mother in the whole
world!
> > > >>> > While other kids ate
candy
> > > >>> > for breakfast, I had to have
cereal, eggs,
> > and
> > > >>> >
toast.
> > > >>> > When others had a Pepsi and a
Twinkie for
> > lunch,
> > > >>> >
I had to eat sandwiches.
> > > >>> > And you can
guess my mother fixed me a
> > dinner
> > >
>>> > that was different from what
> > >
>>> > other kids had, too.
> > > >>> >
Mother insisted on knowing where I were at
> > all
>
> > >>> > times. You'd think I was a
> >
> >>> > convict in a prison. She had to know who my
>
> > >>> > friends were, and what I was
> > >
>>> > doing with them. She insisted that if I
>
> said I'd
> > > >>> > be gone for an hour,
I
> > > >>> > would be gone for an hour or
less.
> > > >>> > We were ashamed to admit it, but
she had the
> > > >>> > nerve to break the
Child
> > > >>> > Labor Laws by making me
work. I had to wash
> > the
> > >
>>> > dishes, make the beds,
> > > >>>
> learn to cook, vacuum the floor, do laundry,
> >
and
> > > >>> > all sorts of cruel
jobs.
> > > >>> > I think she would lie awake at
night
> > thinking of
> > > >>> >
more things for me to do.
> > > >>> > She always
insisted on me telling the truth
> > the
> > >
>>> > whole truth, and nothing
> > > >>>
> but the truth. By the time I was a
> >
teenager,
> > > >>> > she could read my
mind.
> > > >>> > Then, life was really
tough!
> > > >>> > Mother wouldn't let my
boyfriends just honk
> > the
> > > >>>
> horn when they drove up.
> > > >>> > They had
to come up to the door so she could
> > meet
> >
> >>> > them. While everyone
> > >
>>> > else could date when they were 12 or 13, I
> >
had to
> > > >>> > wait until I was
16.
> > > >>> > Because of my mother I missed out
on lots of
> > > >>> > things other
kids
> > > >>> > experienced. I have never
been caught
> > > >>> > shoplifting, vandalizing
other's
> > > >>> > property or ever arrested for
any crime, or
> > a
> > > >>> >
million other things other
> > > >>> > kids
did.
> > > >>> > When I left home, I was an
educated, honest
> > > >>> > adult. I am doing my
best to
> > > >>> > be a mean parent just like Mom
was. I think
> > that
> > > >>>
> is what's wrong with the
> > > >>> > world
today.
> > > >>> > It just doesn't have enough
mean moms
> > anymore.
> > > >>> >
PASS THIS ON TO ALL THE MEAN MOTHERS YOU
> > KNOW!!
>