angelwings14513

This is from another list! Enjoy!

Sometimes the only difference is how things are worded.

A woman named Emily, renewing her driver's license at the County
Clerk's
office, was asked by the woman recorder to state her occupation.

She hesitated, uncertain how to classify herself. "What I mean is,"
explained the recorder, "do you have a job, or are you just a .....?"

"Of course I have a job," snapped Emily. "I'm a mother."

"We don't list 'mother' as an occupation...'housewife' covers it,"
said
the
recorder emphatically.

I forgot all about her story until one day I found myself in the same
situation, this time at our own Town Hall. The Clerk was obviously a
career
woman, poised, efficient &possessed of a high sounding title like,
"Official
Interrogator" or "Town Registrar."

"What is your occupation?" she probed.

What made me say it, I do not know. The words simply popped
out. "I'm a
Research Associate in the field of Child Development and Human
Relations."

The clerk paused, ball-point pen frozen in midair &looked up as
though
she
had not heard right. I repeated the title slowly, emphasizing the
most
significant words. Then I stared with wonder as my pronouncement was
written
in bold, black ink on the official questionnaire.

"Might I ask," said the clerk with new interest, "just what you do
your
field?"

Coolly, without any trace of fluster in my voice, I heard myself
reply,
"I
have a continuing program of research, in the laboratory &in
the field. I'm working for my Masters &already have 4 credits (all
daughters). Of course, the job is one of the most demanding in the
humanities, (any mother care to disagree?) &I often work 14 hours a
day. But
the job is more challenging than most run-of-the-mill
careers &the rewards are more of a satisfaction rather than just
money."

There was an increasing note of respect in the clerk's voice as she
completed the form, stood up &personally ushered me to the door.

As I drove into our driveway, buoyed up by my glamorous new career,
I
was
greeted by my lab assistants - ages 13, 7 &3. Upstairs I
could hear our new experimental model, (a 6 month old baby), in the
child
development program, testing out a new vocal pattern.

I felt triumphant! I had scored a beat on bureaucracy &I had gone on
the
official records as someone more distinguished & indispensable to
mankind
than "just another mother."

Motherhood.....What a glorious career! Especially when there's a
title
on
the door.

Does this make grandmothers "Senior Research Associates in the field
of
Child Development &Human Relations" &great grandmothers
Executive Senior Research Associates"?

I think so!!! I also think it makes aunts "Associate Research
Assistants."

Please send this to another mother, grandmother, aunt & other
friends
you
know! They will be delighted with their "new" position in
life!

SARA

There needs to be a line in there to this affect for some
men!: "Experimetal Research Intern in the field of Child Development
& Human Relations" Seriously, are men changing their outlooks on
parenting? I see a very few in my actual real life but hope that in
other places it's not this way. I'm in a very conservative area.

I like knowing that I excell at the most rigorous job on the planet!

--- In [email protected], "angelwings14513"
<angelwings14513@y...> wrote:


Sometimes the only difference is how things are worded.

A woman named Emily, renewing her driver's license at the County
Clerk's office, was asked by the woman recorder to state her
occupation.
She hesitated, uncertain how to classify herself. "What I mean is,"
explained the recorder, "do you have a job, or are you just
a .....?"

"Of course I have a job," snapped Emily. "I'm a mother."
"We don't list 'mother' as an occupation...'housewife' covers it,"
said the recorder emphatically.
I forgot all about her story until one day I found myself in the
same situation, this time at our own Town Hall. The Clerk was
obviously a career woman, poised, efficient &possessed of a high
sounding title like,
"Official Interrogator" or "Town Registrar."
"What is your occupation?" she probed.
What made me say it, I do not know. The words simply popped
out. "I'm a Research Associate in the field of Child Development and
Human Relations."

The clerk paused, ball-point pen frozen in midair &looked up as
though she had not heard right. I repeated the title slowly,
emphasizing the most significant words. Then I stared with wonder as
my pronouncement was written in bold, black ink on the official
questionnaire.

"Might I ask," said the clerk with new interest, "just what you do
your field?"

Coolly, without any trace of fluster in my voice, I heard myself
reply, "I have a continuing program of research, in the laboratory
&in
the field. I'm working for my Masters &already have 4 credits (all
daughters). Of course, the job is one of the most demanding in the
humanities, (any mother care to disagree?) &I often work 14 hours a
day. But the job is more challenging than most run-of-the-mill
careers &the rewards are more of a satisfaction rather than just
money."
There was an increasing note of respect in the clerk's voice as she
completed the form, stood up &personally ushered me to the door.
As I drove into our driveway, buoyed up by my glamorous new career,
I was greeted by my lab assistants - ages 13, 7 &3. Upstairs I could
hear our new experimental model, (a 6 month old baby), in the child
development program, testing out a new vocal pattern. I felt
triumphant! I had scored a beat on bureaucracy &I had gone on the
official records as someone more distinguished & indispensable to
mankind than "just another mother." Motherhood.....What a glorious
career! Especially when there's a
title on the door.
Does this make grandmothers "Senior Research Associates in the
field of Child Development &Human Relations" &great grandmothers
Executive Senior Research Associates"?
I think so!!! I also think it makes aunts "Associate Research
Assistants."

Robin Clevenger

> From: "SARA" <cheeps4u@...>
> There needs to be a line in there to this affect for some
> men!: "Experimetal Research Intern in the field of Child Development
> & Human Relations" Seriously, are men changing their outlooks on
> parenting? I see a very few in my actual real life but hope that in
> other places it's not this way. I'm in a very conservative area.


Definitely not that way here. Lots of concerned and involved dads around,
even outside of the homeschooling group. That's one of the first things we
noticed when looking for a house here, we saw lots of dads at the park with
kids. And in our homeschool group there are usually dads at events. My kids
are on first-name basis with several other dads, and my DH regularly watches
other mom's kids if they're over and I go off to do something. I like the
fact that there is a lot of trust of the dads in our group and that they are
often with the kids.

Blue Skies!
-Robin-