Shyrley

Saw this on another list and had to share...

".........I was due later in the week for an appointment with the
gynaecologist. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's
office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for earlier that morning at
9:30am..

I had only just packed everyone off to work and school and it was already
around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't
have any time to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when
making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the
full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pyjamas, wet the washcloth
that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in "that
area" to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the
clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my
appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.

Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked
over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some
other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor
said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning haven't
we?"..............I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of
the day was normal....some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc. After school
when my six year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom,
"Mommy, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get another one from the
cupboard. She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it
had all my glitter and sparkles in it."............






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