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For all those who enjoy word play, you may enjoy this, Ginny:

> 1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
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> 2. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
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> 3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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> 4. A backward poet writes inverse.
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> 5. In democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism it's your count
> that votes.
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> 6. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
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> 7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
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> 8. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
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> 9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
>
> 10. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you a-flat
> minor.
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> 11. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
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> 12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
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> 13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
> Blownapart.
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> 14. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
>
> 15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
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> 16. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
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> 17. Every calendar's days are numbered.
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> 18. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.
>
> 19. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
>
> 21. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
>
> 22. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at
> large.
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> 23. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
>
> 24. When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
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> 25. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
>
> 26. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd
> dye.
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> 27. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
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> 28. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
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> 29. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
>
> 30. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
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