A Funny from another list
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This was great! I was glad it included tofu, so I could send it around in
good conscience.......Thanks!
Linda
In a message dated 12/18/02 6:07:39 PM Eastern Standard Time, >
good conscience.......Thanks!
Linda
In a message dated 12/18/02 6:07:39 PM Eastern Standard Time, >
> From: "Shyrley" <shyrley.williams@...>[Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
>
> From another list. For all you stay at home mothers...
>
> THE FEMALE STRESS DIET
>
> This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope
> with the
> stress that builds up during the day.
>
> BREAKFAST:
> 1 Grapefruit
> 1 Slice whole wheat toast
> 1 cup skim milk
>
> LUNCH:
> Small portion lean, steamed chicken (or tofu!) with
> 1 cup of spinach
> 1 cup herbal tea
> 1 Hershey Kiss
>
> AFTERNOON TEA:
> The rest of the Kisses in the bag
> 1 tub of Hagen Daas Ice Cream with Choc-chip topping
>
> DINNER:
> 4 bottles of wine (red or white)
> 2 loaves Garlic bread
> 1 Family size Supreme Pizza
> 3 Snickers Bars
>
> LATE NIGHT SNACK:
> Whole frozen Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the
> Freezer)
>