> A Visit To Doctor Clueless...
>
> "Well, what have we here...?" He has no idea and is hoping you'll give him
> a clue.
>
> "Well, we're not feeling so well today, are we...?" I'm stalling for time.
>
> "If it doesn't clear up in a week, give me a call." I don't know what it
> is. Maybe it will go away by itself.
>
> "Let me check your medical history." I want to see if you've paid your last
> bill before spending anymore time with you.
>
> "Well, now, we have some good news and some bad news." The good news is,
> I'm going to buy that new BMW. The bad news is, you're going to pay for it.
>
>
> "This should be taken care of right away." I'd planned a trip to Hawaii
> next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before
> it cures itself.
>
> "Let me schedule you for some lab tests." I have a forty percent interest
> in the lab.
>
> "Let's see how it develops." Maybe in a few days it will grow into
> something that really needs to be cured.
>
> "I'd like to prescribe a new drug." I'm writing a paper and would like to
> use you for a guinea pig.
>
> "That's quite a nasty looking wound." I think I'm going to throw up.
>
> "This may smart a little." Last week two patients almost bit off their
> tongues.
>
> "This should fix you up." The drug company slipped me some big bucks to
> prescribe this stuff. Hope it works...
>
> "Everything seems to be normal." Rats! I guess I can't buy that new beach
> condo after all.
>
> "I'd like to run some more tests." I can't figure out what's wrong. Maybe
> the kid in the lab can solve this one.
>
> Have a great Monday...
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