Betty Holder

I got this today from my sister-in-law and just had to share it with the list. On the lighter side.........
Betty


If you're a bear, you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for six months.

I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself
stupid.

I could deal with that, too.

If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size
of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially
grown, cute cuddly cubs.

I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get
out of line, you swat them too.

I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up
growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and
excess body fat.

Yup..... I wanna be a bear.


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