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The Mowery Family
Q: Should I have a baby after35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
A: 'Cause you're fatter than they are.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's
borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor,
but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife
is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act
normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
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A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
A: 'Cause you're fatter than they are.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's
borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor,
but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife
is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act
normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
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Kim Baker
I thought I would share this with you all, even
tho some may know already! My husband decided to
cut off all of his hair, about 14 inches of
it!!!!! Anyway, Great Clips sent it home with
him. They gave us an address and telephone
number. Seems that there is a place that makes
wigs for children with cancer! I thought his was
a fabulous cause and thought I would pass on the
info to anyone who may not know about it!
Locks of Love
1640 S. Congress Ave.
Suite 104
Palm Springs, FL 33461
1-888-896-1588
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Kim - Missouri MOM of Dylan(11) Jacob(10) Noah(21 mos)
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tho some may know already! My husband decided to
cut off all of his hair, about 14 inches of
it!!!!! Anyway, Great Clips sent it home with
him. They gave us an address and telephone
number. Seems that there is a place that makes
wigs for children with cancer! I thought his was
a fabulous cause and thought I would pass on the
info to anyone who may not know about it!
Locks of Love
1640 S. Congress Ave.
Suite 104
Palm Springs, FL 33461
1-888-896-1588
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Kim - Missouri MOM of Dylan(11) Jacob(10) Noah(21 mos)
__________________________________________________
Do You Yahoo!?
Yahoo! Auctions - buy the things you want at great prices
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